Why is Amazon.co.uk teasing me about the fact that I still haven't received Salute in the mail.... WHY

rawr

http://imgur.com/gallery/0hOzsdW

I was, as it turns out, holding it the entire time...

 

course...

 

Jellywal

 

fear him

 

*hides among cuddly toys and stays really still in teh hopes that mafs won't notice me*

 

*throws blankie over*

 

But never mind because CHOCOLATE PUDDING

 

to the rescue

 

#fink I'm gonna explode

 

Every chocolate pudding is a personal chocolate pudding if you try hard enough and believe in yourself

thanks for the backstory on that gif too

 

i find your liiiiiips so kissable

and your kiiiiiiiisssss unmissable

hey there hi there ho there smiley

 

it's like wot and bad puns all put together, perfect

all of them were perfect omfg i love puns so much

 

 

 

i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass

 

 

hilarious

 

 

 

aww

hey there hi there ho there smiley

 

oh still here morning/night to you

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darn cats

 

(just kidding i don't have a cat)

don't mean that they still won't moan half the night

wha t

them cats and there caterwauling

don't fight  me twitter don't youd are