UUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!

*suspicious rustling in the bushes*

Auri hopped down from the chimney and skipped over to where I stood, her hair streaming behind her. "Hello Kvothe." She took a half-step back. "You reek."

I smiled my best smile of the day. "Hello Auri," I said. "You smell like a pretty young girl."

Edited August 5, 201410 yr by Crimson_Ayla

"I do," she agreed happily.