It's called Failure Swoon

It's about these skinny sailors

Who dress up like school girls

School girls are a major theme in Chinese anime

So the sailors are dressed like school girls and they fight this weird octopus lady thing

Who is like GIVE ME YOUR VOICES LITTLE GIRLS

But the sailors are all NO LADY WE HAVE TO SING FOR MOBY DICK

Moby Dick is a cat

He lives on the moon and chases space hamsters

A giant space hamster is a hamster from space who is giant

It's complicated

But they look like this

And they are controlled by these tiny dwarvesvin striped pants

Anyway. Moby Dick was the ally of the sailors who dressed like school girls

And they defended earth from karmic invaders

You would get a rose if you had been karmically invaded

Karmic invaders wore tuxedos. I don't know why or why they gave roses

I think it was a weird translation

I think they meant to say LITTLE SAILOR BOYS DONT PRICK YOUR FINGERS ON THE ROSE OR YOU WILL FALL ASLEEP FOREVER AND TGEN YOU WILL FALL INTO THE OCEAN AND DROWN AND THE OCTOPUS LADY WILL TAKE YOUR VOICES AND GIVE IT TO MERMAID THIEF GIRLS

It's funny how a single word changes everything

Anyway, Moby Dick the cat was just cruising around the moon when he saw the sailors singing to him

And he croons back across time and space

But it doesn't work that way not really

Moby Dick recorded his singingest cat voice on a vhs and sent it on an intergalactic train called 666