Or maybe it was 999

I think you're a supposed to watch Chinese anime from right to left so I could be wrong

anyway the sailors hear his voice and they're like MAGICAL GYRO TRANSFORMATION SEQUENCE

And they turned into delicious magical gyros

Moby Dick hopped from his cat roost on the moon down to their ship and ate them up

So the magical gyros are inside Moby Dick's belly and they realize

HEY. THIS WAS NOT WHAT WE SIGNED UP FOR

So they flopped around in his cat belly until he hacked them up

And they returned as !magical gyro hairballs with sweet sultry girl vouces

And the octopus lady is like KARMIC INVADERS IN YOUR SNAZZY TUXEDOS

IF YOU GIVE ME A ROSE ILL SHOW YOU HOW INVADE THOSE MAGICAL SCHOOLGRYOS

And they tittered with delight because, you see, they also had tentacles

Bad wicked naughty tentacles

And they picked up the magical gyro sailor girlballs and tickled them

Until they gave up fighting

And they put them into a rose blossom where they could be used for fighting

The karmic invaders caught them all

And the sailors, who were now fully girls at this point, because they had consumed a potent alchemical mix of gyro meat and cat fur, swooned as the karmic invaders tickled them

And then the producer tears down the movie screen and shouts

THIS WAA AN INCREDIBLE FAILURE

SWOONING?

TENTACLEA?

OCTOPUS LADIES AND SNAZZY TUXEDOS?

THIS WILL NEVER SELL

EVER