Tomato in the mirror

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you like krabby patties don't you squidward

Tomatoes taste bad when you just eat them but go with everything well.

What is up with that.

Tomatoes taste bad when you just eat them but go with everything well.

Wrong. I'll eat em right off the vine

My dad does that.

I don't get it.

I tried to grow tomatoes but I think they accidentally got a bit drowned

They are delicious with salt

rip Ayla's tomatoes

I want to go to bed but Ollie won't.

Help.

He also keeps shutting off my air conditioner.

Even though I know he's hot.

Because he figured out which button does it.

And pushing buttons is fun.

I have contributed 0.6% of the posts in this thread.

I pull it up and lick my keyboard while spamming Post multiple times every day.

How did any of this ever happen.

I do it because my keyboard tastes like salt, if you're curious.

Tomatoes taste bad when you just eat them but go with everything well.

 

Truest obversation I've seen in a very long time...

Now I regret being out of points to hand out.

Also damn you for having more posts than me.

I guess I should make that my target.