Cute play on words.

On the first coffee of coffee my coffee gave to me........................

(Applauds) yes, I am excited for this one.

That was the entire song.

It's an 8am hit classic.

Even more popular in the hours of 6-7, so I'm told.

Though I wouldn't really know.

*explodes into a pool of melted butter*

*eats himself on toast*

Recycling to a whole new level.

I believe that I can regenerate my limbs like a starfish.

One day I will test this theory.

Probably live on Youtube.

I would not recommend testing that particular theory.

I'll pay five bucks to see this attempt

Even more popular in the hours of 6-7, so I'm told.

More like 4-5. I'm already at work come 6 am.

You got an early start.

I could never pull off that stint

Even when I was in the Army I just didn't ever show up to morning formations.

I'm up by 5:45 during the week. During the school year, that might be 5:15 in order to get things moving for my son. He was at school by 6:45.

 

It's hard to sleep in on the weekends because my body is used to the early start.

I want to read some WoT today.

This means that I will tell myself all day that I will read some WoT.

And I'll occasionally glance over at the cover.

And then I'll finish my work for the day and play games or something until I go to bed.

I am making rice.