Yes you will and no it's not!

 

At least I'm not asking cows to go to China, they'll eat us!

Thats okay Fikkie, we have some hobbits in the back yard, Meesh can always show you how to make the stew...

 

I like cows!

*gives Talya a cow he found in his kitchen*

 

*Is the cow*

HOBBIT STEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want some!

 

We haven't had any of that delightful delicacy for ages Meesh...

And we're fresh out of hobbits, too.....

 

*Travels to the Shire and picks up a few of the fattest, tastiest-looking hobbits she can find*

 

*also brings their vegetable gardens in a huge special basket*

 

*Travels back to the Black Tower*

 

All righty, then..... The veggies are almost ready to be harvested, once they are, I shall make you the finest Hobbit Stew you've ever tasted!!!

Is the secret ingredient Tom Bombadil?

Not secret anymore... nice going

I can't wait! *waits*

Is the secret ingredient Tom Bombadil?

I thought it was nutmeg, but okay.

 

 

I'll have to remember to make note of that on Radagast's menu so he won't be confused.

I thought it was the data core of my computer.

Naaaa. We're all depraved and amoral. Women fake orgasms, men fake entire relationships to get laid. It's a vicious circle.

But it's only 350 degrees!!! *fills the gap with salsa*

.....

 

 

Do you even think before spouting utter garbage?

Actually.. :P

 

The Blue line should read "Male/Leala" :P Especially if what I'm shopping for is pants. Books, on the other hand...That's a different story.

I am a spammer at heart. I apologize if you find this language boring and stupid (I am aware that not all minds work like mine)

 

However, methinks insults are perhaps not the best solution?

 

I AM willing to be accommodating and be more....discussive (for lack of a better word) and, if I have nothing to say in that manner of speaking, say nothing at all if that is what you wish.

.....

 

 

Do you even think before spouting utter garbage?

 

 

Aha, but how? Don't they realize that it will take months to determine the proper method of burning for the situation? *personally votes for the "in a can" style*

.....

 

 

Do you even think before spouting utter garbage?

 

 

 

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Leala, I'm with you on most Shopping....arggggggggh!

 

 

Nice mirsh

Actually.. :P

 

 

Poor men.

I blame the fact that they have a Y chromosome instead of a second X for the fact that they are unable to appreciate recreational shopping.

Tragic, really.

mind you, if it was someone else's money, I could too enjoy shopping

Me + My Mom + Barnes and Noble = Home, Family, and Life? Is that a new series?

.....

 

 

Do you even think before spouting utter garbage?

 

 

 

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I am going to throw out a "yes" while really being nowhere.

Is the secret ingredient Tom Bombadil?

 

 

Imo Tom Bombadil is really Maglor.