i could use some food and booze

If i tell you what i'm not doing tonight i think volke might kill me lol

*raises an eyebrow at Wolf*

 

I don't want to know.

 

*cleans tables*

FOOD AND BOOZE ME =D

 

i could use some food and booze

 

 

ON IT RIGHT AWAY!! *grabs lots of booze and several platters of food* OKAY PARTY TIME!

 

*goes and cleans volke's room. comes back down stairs an hour later*

 

Light man! You're worse than a 13 year old boy

 

Not true!!! I live with a 13yr old bot. he is a hundred times worse than I am! Seriously you should see my room, its more organized than a hospitable

Well it's messier than my brother's room and he's 13. But if you say so

O.O its not that messy.

*Stumbles into the tavern singing a really bad off-key JotS verse sits down misses the chair spills his Infantry Brew knocks a chair into wolf realizes he just assaulted a redarm steals his hat and tries to run out of the bar through a window accidentally breaking it.*

 

There guys I think that covers everything.

*Stumbles into the tavern singing a really bad off-key JotS verse sits down misses the chair spills his Infantry Brew knocks a chair into wolf realizes he just assaulted a redarm steals his hat and tries to run out of the bar through a window accidentally breaking it.*

 

There guys I think that covers everything.

 

O.O wow... nice one JR

Please you should have been there the time someone stuffed the MG in a barrel of Bandy and rolled him down a hill. That was an epic spotfine. I wish I could remember who that was...

lol. careful now. Don't want you to get into to much trouble. We just got you back.

*Goes outside picks up JR*

I AM SPOTFINING JR OF THE INFANTRY

 

G3.4 -Assaulting a Redarm

G4.1.1 -Spilling your brew

G3.4 -Stealing my hat

 

Now i'll let the window slide because it was just too funny haha

Edited March 20, 201114 yr by Wolf

My window! The brew!!!

 

*takes a deep breath*

 

I'm okay, a Redarm has dealt with it.

Consider this bar Redarmed!

 

hahahahaha

*Rides Into the bar through the front door on the back of Avenger and throws a pot at Wolf which shatters and covers him in tar. Imperium rides out through the back door*

 

There is a hush around the bar before suddenly.......

 

*Imperium comes back through the back door and lobs another pot at Wolf which shatters and covers him feathers. Imperium rides out of the bar laughing*

 

More silence fills the bar before the crash of hooves comes back again

 

I think it is being patrolled by a chicken more like

 

*Imperium makes a chicken noise while waving his arms at Wolf*

 

I said it wouldn't take long!

*Begins cleaning up the pottery shards, tar and feathers, but leaves Wolf alone since he isn't technically part of the bar and prolly would prefer someone other than JR to clean him* O.o

I don't mind the mess Imp, it does me good to see that the band hasn't lost it's spirit for assaulting redarms :-). And sorry about the window Lessa.

*Fixes the window.*

Edited March 20, 201114 yr by JR

I ain't cleaning anybody. Towels, soap and water is down the hall, first door on the right.

*walks down the stairs and looks at the chaos* damn...

*looks at wolf*

 

About time you're up.

 

*walks past wolf up the stairs, to clean his room. walks back downstairs after a half hour and goes behind the bar*

 

Can I get you guys anything?

full irish breakfast, extra bacon and pudding please

um...hey! You work here. Get it yourself!

wow are you able to get rooms here now???

 

have you got any that have reinforced walls and doors??

 

Don't worry it won't need cleaning...although I wudn't put much furniture in it.

*laughs and walks into the back*

*looks at Imperium*

 

Of course they're reinforced...and there isn't much furniture anyways...

 

*looks at him oddly*

*smiles back at her*

 

Oh and I better remember that if I want to wear a pink loincloth I don't wear it round my head again

 

Can't have Kaylen fainting again...

 

which way then?

Upstairs, second door on the right