are the floors reinforced???

 

Last time a tavern gave me a room they gave me the basement...but that is enough of that tale

um...take the basement...yeah do that instead

No wearing of the sacred pink loincloth anywhere other than it's intended to be worn. It's bad luck.

Right..now where did I put that sign to put on the door..

um....

*walks in* Having a problem Lessa? *looks around* "wow we have customers again! "

Just a little bit...

*looks around* "what kinda of problem?"

Honestly I think it's gone

"cool" *walks over behind the counter* "Really? did all the customers leave? Man... I was looking forward to serving some stuff"

*Rides Into the bar through the front door on the back of Avenger and throws a pot at Wolf which shatters and covers him in tar. Imperium rides out through the back door*

 

There is a hush around the bar before suddenly.......

 

*Imperium comes back through the back door and lobs another pot at Wolf which shatters and covers him feathers. Imperium rides out of the bar laughing*

 

More silence fills the bar before the crash of hooves comes back again

 

I think it is being patrolled by a chicken more like

 

*Imperium makes a chicken noise while waving his arms at Wolf*

 

I said it wouldn't take long!

 

 

I SPOTFINE IMPERIUM FOR REPEATEDLY ASSAULTING A REDARM

 

G3.4 -Assaulting a Redarm

O.O wolf your just on a roll the last couple days aren't you?

man i take a couple of days off and the whole place goes mad

I know right

Yeah. no kidding... now who wants a drink? or some food?

Mission accomplished. *Cleans the bar*

Mission accomplished. *Cleans the bar*

 

"GoodMan!......I think" *watche JR clean*

"Oi! your using the wrong rag!!!! and you missed a spot!!"

You make sure he works volke

*sarcastic Russian accent* "You got it Comrade"

Good!

 

Offenders of the law be damned

Good!

 

Offenders of the law be damned

 

Ironic isn't it... Me and you, the last people I would expect to be Red Arms are now Redarms...

 

Does this mean we have to Warn eachother when we are around? You know the whol warn a brother when a Redarm is aorund the corner

Ahaha ooh your feathers are nice wolf, you auditioning for chicken dance? *Continues wiping the bar with his oily maintanence rag*

*walks over to JR* "as I said you are using the wrong rag, that's the rag for cleaning the shotglasses." *hands him a different rag* "this is the ragfor cleaning the bar"

*comes out from the back room and watches whats happening*

*sees Wolfbro* "Hey bro! what you doing back there?"