Getting breakfast...

lol does that mean ur gonna hide from me? *sits sipping a line of shots*

Getting breakfast...

 

O.O "ooh... can I haz some?"

 

lol does that mean ur gonna hide from me? *sits sipping a line of shots*

 

Nope! cause I just have to keep you drunk enough to black out! ^.^

*goes and whips up a full irish breakfast for volke* there ya go

"Thanks man!!!" *wolfs down the food* "uh... I'm full. it was delicious"

course it is

The Redarms fine fellows all

Like to sleep and drink and brawl all day long

But heaven forbid you hit one with a log

You’ll be fighting with Jak O’ the Shadows!

 

The infantry brew full of spice and zest

Is for drinking, not spilling all over your vest

So drink up and we’ll just dump out the rest

And go sleep with Jack O’ the Shadows!

 

My official spotfine apology JotS Verses as assigned by Tayla CG of the Infantry. Now that thats done time for Volkes official Rookie redarm baptism.

*Grabs Volke and tosses him in the horses water trough outside*

The Redarms fine fellows all

Like to sleep and drink and brawl all day long

But heaven forbid you hit one with a log

You’ll be fighting with Jak O’ the Shadows!

 

The infantry brew full of spice and zest

Is for drinking, not spilling all over your vest

So drink up and we’ll just dump out the rest

And go sleep with Jack O’ the Shadows!

 

My official spotfine apology JotS Verses as assigned by Tayla CG of the Infantry. Now that thats done time for Volkes official Rookie redarm baptism.

*Grabs Volke and tosses him in the horses water trough outside*

 

*gets up out of horses water trough* "really dude? was that necessary?"

its gonna take a load of drink to keep me drunk

its gonna take a load of drink to keep me drunk

 

Well we have a never ending supply!

 

*gets up out of horses water trough* "really dude? was that necessary?"

*Hits him with a rubber chicken* Of course it was necessary I'm going for a record number of spotfines given/completed in one week. Now give me a spotfine before I have to use drastic measures. Like singing.

I AM SPOTFINING JR OF THE INFANTRY

 

G3.4 Assaulting a Redarm

 

there happy now?

Edited March 21, 201114 yr by volke

Can you do so with minimal damage to my tavern? I don't like having to clean up after you guys.

Can you do so with minimal damage to my tavern? I don't like having to clean up after you guys.

 

Lol Don't worry Lessa. We'll handle this outside with no damage to the interior of the Tavern!

*grabs JR and drags him outside* "there, now Lessa can't get mad at us"

*runs around the corner of the tavern push a wheelbarrow full of horse manure and runs into volke who is draging JR out the door. watches as the wheelbarrow turns over spilling manure all over volke*

 

ahhohh sorry about that you should watch where you are draging people next time.

 

*lloks at the mess and shrugs. goes into the tavern and sits at a table*

 

heya lessa how you going what's good to drink in here.

Who said I was mad? What would you like mottlee?

*pokes head in the door* "HEY LESSA!!! Can you grab my pack from my room!"

one of your best please. suprise me. oh also i'd make sure that pesky redarem volke has a shower before he comes in here if i were you. he some how managed to get covered in horse manure.

Well...I'm not one with drinks I'll get wolf to get that for you. Can I get you anything to eat?

*mixes up an Irishman for mottlee* there ya go

sweet thank wolf

 

i would love something to eat lessa.

*walks in and slams a handful of horse manure into Mottlee's face*

"No thanks Lessa, I think Mottlee's covered for right now"

*storms off upstairs to his room and washes*

*looks at volke and shakes his head* all over the floor....

*pulls out her hanky and wipes the manure off her face* what was that for well someones in a bad mood

*looks at volke and shakes his head* all over the floor....

 

"JR! Make yourself useless and mop up the floor!"

 

*pulls out her hanky and wipes the manure off her face* what was that for well someones in a bad mood

 

*stands next to Lessa* "let me know if anyone orders anything"

*walks into the Kitchen and starts doing prep work*