iiiiiiiii'mmm bbbbbaaaaaacccccckkkkkkkkkk my lecture hasn't even stated and i need a drink lol. something really strong please

I don't know volke...but in the mean time get this woman a drink!

yes please

Well thats the glorious life of a redarm Volke, you still thanking me for the nomination? ;-)

*Gets a shovel and begins removing the manure to as safe place (Volkes room)*

Jk, I'll work on that for ya, as long as there are no socks involved argh!

 

Not a whale, nor a dog a fish or a cat

A redarm named volke it was used to slap

Rubber chickens should not be treated like that

Or you’ll be writing Jak O’ The Shadows!

 

Official JotS Spotfine apologizing to the rubber chiken as authorized by Talya, CG of the infantry... Er..UM.. Argh Matey!

Edited March 22, 201114 yr by JR

Lol you are a fine young infantry man JR.

 

Getting yourself into trouble the way you do!

Edited March 22, 201114 yr by Wolf

Got to set a good example for the recruits, none of this bing good stuff no sir. Miht even run for redarm again when Volke gets tired of being assaulted, aint enough corruptin 'round nowadays. For example back in my day the RA's would spotfine Volke for his room being dirty and call it assault because it caused temprorary blindness. I once spotfined a bander for talking about the telletubies and causing a bander to bash his head into a wall repeatedly. Unfortunately that one went to trial and she go off, argh.

Aren't you forgetting you piratey accent?

yes please

 

ON IT! *gets Mottlee the biggest bottle of the strongest stuff he can find and hands it to her* There you go

 

Lol you are a fine young infantry man JR.

 

Getting yourself into trouble the way you do!

 

He is a proper Infantry man isn't he?

 

Got to set a good example for the recruits, none of this bing good stuff no sir. Miht even run for redarm again when Volke gets tired of being assaulted, aint enough corruptin 'round nowadays. For example back in my day the RA's would spotfine Volke for his room being dirty and call it assault because it caused temprorary blindness. I once spotfined a bander for talking about the telletubies and causing a bander to bash his head into a wall repeatedly. Unfortunately that one went to trial and she go off, argh.

 

good luck, cause I am actually liking this Red Arm stuff. More people are coming here to the tavern to mess with me, which means I can serve them drinks and get better business

*takes the bottle from volke an downs it in one go.* just what i needed

lol. good. I see your racking yourself up a bunch of spotfines from Wolf... hows that going for you?

good it's always fun there are a couple he has missed tho so we'll see how long it takes for him to find them

problem with that JR was people refused to do most spot fines and no one helped the RAs out up top.

 

Hence why the RA's went under for ages.

Ugh i'll let them slide if i can't find 'em.

 

Crazy busy at work atm and i can't mount a serious search

It worked for years, most of it was founded on fun and participation and inventing particularly crazy ways of getting in and out of trouble argh. But if you think I should lay off a little I will. Argh!

You can do what you want JR.

 

It's a free world :)

*sits in the corner with my feet up on the bar, sipping shots*

*pulls the chair out from under DL and watches her crash to the floor before downing the rest of the shots*

 

Urgh I forgot u drink some weird ones

 

*turns round and blows a kiss at DL*

 

Welcome back trouble

 

*saunters off whistling*

an't I leave the tavern for a few minutes with out someone picking fights?

an't I leave the tavern for a few minutes with out someone picking fights?

there's more irish people here? *looks around*

an't I leave the tavern for a few minutes with out someone picking fights?

there's more irish people here? *looks around*

 

I dont know lets see... Me... you...DL... OI! IS ANYONE ELSE HERE IRISH!?

 

AND SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THAT SOMEONE BESIDES MOTTLEE ORDERED SOMETHING!!

Edited March 23, 201114 yr by volke

*pulls the chair out from under DL and watches her crash to the floor before downing the rest of the shots*

 

Urgh I forgot u drink some weird ones

 

*turns round and blows a kiss at DL*

 

Welcome back trouble

 

*saunters off whistling*

SPOTFINE IMPERIUM

Causing archers "flaming shots" to be spilled on the floor, and attacking a fellow Redarm

Two counts of G3.4

 

Volke i'm so hungry i could eat a hippo, could you please prepare some for me and some whiskey, to kick start this day please

Edited March 23, 201114 yr by Wolf
Food

where does it say that any alcohol was spilt....

does a bear crap in the woods?

i don't know wolf does it

*brings Wolf a very large bowl of Chicken wings and a bottle of Whiseky* "Anyone else want anything?"