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*yells after volke* We love you :biggrin:

 

*yells back* "WHATEVER!"

*walks back out carrying a cast Iron skillet full of something*

"Basel... if you can eat all of this and not get sick...AND with out drinking anything... I'll forget the waitress comment"

*sets down the Skillet which is full of friedrice infused with the oils of the 5 hottest pepper on Earth*

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*whistles*

 

You really like revenge don't you? :biggrin:

 

Usually I say revenge is a sweet and a dish best served cold...

but int his case I say revenge is SPICY and best served HOT.... but mainly because I dont have any bad tasting icecream to serve him....

You use icecream? Don't you dare.

 

"Im not going to... besides I usually use poisoned Icecream... but the stash I had in the Walk-in Freezer has mysteriously dissappeared... I hope nobody ate it..."

Well if you have anything 100% veg that'll do and some of the NON-POISONED ice cream *checks whether he's carrying his poison detecting herbs and range of antidotes* all here *looks at Lessa* Yup that'll do :smile: *looking at Basel's discomfort* hahahahahahaha man you in trouble now :laugh:

Volke I ate some of that icecream because it didn't have a label...I won't die will I?

 

*hands Lessa a vial* "drink that. it'll coutneract the poison...you will feel a little uncomfortable though for about an hour or so..."

 

*sits quietly in the corner watching the bar staff abuse its customers*

 

"IM NOT ABUSING THE CUSTOMERS!!! this is actually a food challenge... if you eat all of it you get a months supply of free booze, and food.and I pay for your visit to the medics"

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*downs the liquid in the vial*

 

Man I don't feel good...*glares at volke and falls over*

 

*picks up Lessa and sits her in the corner on a cushioned sofa*

"Wolfbro... you might wanna get a pan, and fill it with about an inch of water... she's gonna vomit here shortly"

*opens up a first-aid kit,a nd pulls out a needle and gives Lessa a shot*

"there... that will counteract the poison... the vial was to knock her out and dull the pain"

you go get it. I aint leaving her side.

 

ok... *gets up and come back with a pan with some water in it... just in time*

"She should be fine in about 10 minutes"

*puts hand over mouth and belches slightly, and sprinkles cayenne pepper onto the rice* Volke, you call this spicy? *takes a few more minutes, then pushes away an empty plate* Mmmm... delicious.

*watching the whole incident start to look like a corny movie* Yo Volke seeing as you're not doing anything do you think I could get some of your ves dishes? I'm bloody famished here!!!

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