lol i think we might be a bad influence to the newbies volke, getting them dunk

*walks in and goes to the bar nodding at the fellow patrons* "it's happy hour somewhere, I'll have something strong."

 

O.o you know what Valkyn.. I like you all ready. *gets Valkyn a mug of Irishmen*

Careful man... this stuff is real strong

 

I hope the Irishmen don't mind being put in that mug.

 

If I had to have any Irishmen I'd much rather it be you DL. I like my women like I like my booze, in a novelty sized toby jug

i like my Irishmen tall and thin if they come bearing booze all the better

i like my Irishmen tall and thin if they come bearing booze all the better

 

Unfortunately I'm not Irish and under 6 feet but I could always gain elevation by standing on the booze I bring

then how would i drink it?

lol. nice one Mort. Your a persistent little bugger aren't you?

lol seems that way

Well I try. Like they say "It's not over till the fat lady sings"

 

People ask me if I'm an optimist and I say "I hope so."

 

@DL- I'd drink the booze with a very long straw but of course I'd be willing to share it. We could take turns to drink each other under the table

I think you are an optimist...

lol i could drink u under the table without breaking a sweat

Hmm but what would I do when I got down there??

Hmm but what would I do when I got down there??

 

I'VE SAID IT ONCE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN!!!

Mort you are a quick witted little devil! Have a drink its on the house!

*passes Mort a mug of Brandy*

lol its up to u

I think you are an optimist...

 

The optimist sees the glass as half full.

The pessimist sees the glass as half empty.

The Bander finishes the glass, and calls for a refill.

*trundles in*

Evening, Wolf. How's things?

meh. Im tired

I seem to be wide awake still. I'm betting I'll have trouble sleeping tonight.

*looks at wolf* And who's fault is that? *grins* I'm teasing

I know who's fault it is I'm still awake!

"Some say its a woman to blame... But I know... It's MY OWN DAMN FAULT!" xD

I'VE SAID IT ONCE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN!!!

Mort you are a quick witted little devil! Have a drink its on the house!

*passes Mort a mug of Brandy*

 

*takes drink* Thanks volke

 

lol its up to u

 

Well I'd want to do something useful while I was down there. Do you have any ideas?

Edited May 16, 201113 yr by SingleMort

I'VE SAID IT ONCE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN!!!

Mort you are a quick witted little devil! Have a drink its on the house!

*passes Mort a mug of Brandy*

 

*takes drink* Thanks volke

 

lol its up to u

 

Well I'd want to do something useful while I was down there. Do you have any ideas?

 

u could always polish my boots

I'VE SAID IT ONCE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN!!!

Mort you are a quick witted little devil! Have a drink its on the house!

*passes Mort a mug of Brandy*

 

*takes drink* Thanks volke

 

lol its up to u

 

Well I'd want to do something useful while I was down there. Do you have any ideas?

 

u could always polish my boots

 

ROFL... somehow Dragon... I dont think thats what he had in mind.

they are thigh high boots

they are thigh high boots

 

Well now... in that case... allow me -bows, and starts polishing Dragon's boots-