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F Horn of Valere
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*claps for DL* Amazing! You've got them wrapped around your finger...can I have some tipes? *eyes wolfbrother*

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    *claps for DL* Amazing! You've got them wrapped around your finger...can I have some tipes? *eyes wolfbrother*

     

    Hey she doesnt have me wrapped around her finger! I'm just providing... good Customer Service that's all! :biggrin:

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    *claps for DL* Amazing! You've got them wrapped around your finger...can I have some tipes? *eyes wolfbrother*

     

    It's not her finger I'd like to be wrapped around :baalzamon:

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    *claps for DL* Amazing! You've got them wrapped around your finger...can I have some tipes? *eyes wolfbrother*

     

    lol lots of flirting and little clothes

     

    *winks at mort* :baalzamon:

     

    make sure get polish the whole way to the top volke :wink:

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    Well... ok than... be bossy if you want to...

    *finishes polishing one boot, and starts the other*

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    Swaggers in taking his hat off and throwing it so it lands on DL's head

     

    How are you guys doing?

     

    erm.. volke are you shining an archers boot?

    What would the other infants say

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    Swaggers in taking his hat off and throwing it so it lands on DL's head

     

    How are you guys doing?

     

    erm.. volke are you shining an archers boot?

    What would the other infants say

     

    she's a cystomer.. besides in here. Regiment doesnt matter..

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    That's great!

     

    I'll have a whiskey on the rocks and a boot shine! =D

     

    *gets Wolf a Whiskey on the rocks* Mort can shine your boots Wolf

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    Err Mort is otherwise engaged trying to appear intelligent and sophisticated.

     

    @Volke-- You want to be careful she'll have you licking her boots clean before long :laugh:

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    lol how goes you day Mr. Sophisticated

     

    MEh same as every other day except with slightly more wasps

     

    ooo a new hat thanx :biggrin: :biggrin:

     

    volke is gonna be busy with my boots for a while wolf, they r thigh high ones :biggrin:

     

    Well I hope your wearing stockings underneath them. I'd hate for your legs to chafe :biggrin:

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    ooo a new hat thanx :biggrin: :biggrin:

     

    volke is gonna be busy with my boots for a while wolf, they r thigh high ones :biggrin:

     

    Yep. might take me awile... :biggrin:

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    Mort when do you think you can get around to shining my boots.

     

    Well I'll have to check my schedule but it doesn't look good :biggrin:

     

    But Volke seems to have a real talent for it. I'm sure he'd b happy to oblige when he's finished with DL.

     

    Maybe you should get him to polish your saddle too :rolleyes:

     

    @DL- You know those boots don't look like Band issue to me nor does that leather bikini. It must make things difficult in battle. I mean where do you keep your arrows? :smile:

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    Mort when do you think you can get around to shining my boots.

     

    Well I'll have to check my schedule but it doesn't look good :biggrin:

     

    But Volke seems to have a real talent for it. I'm sure he'd b happy to oblige when he's finished with DL.

     

    Maybe you should get him to polish your saddle too :rolleyes:

     

    @DL- You know those boots don't look like Band issue to me nor does that leather bikini. It must make things difficult in battle. I mean where do you keep your arrows? :smile:

     

     

    they aint but i do have plenty of hidden places of daggers and my arrows are in my quiver of course i carry it on my back

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    they aint but i do have plenty of hidden places of daggers and my arrows are in my quiver of course i carry it on my back

     

    Ah beautiful, alluring and deadly. What more could a man want :biggrin:

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