I dont care if he IS a feeses throwing monkey as long as he is called Bonanzoga...

mmmmmmmm, i was thinking more along the lines of "Davey the Ape"

i said Bonazoga and by God i mean to stick by it! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Whenever it's time for a cold one, just say "It's Bela Time!"

What if Bela pulls a Rand and marries Rand's horse, Stepper and Pips?

THIS IS A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

Bela the Fantastic Stead and Perrin Goldeneyes would like to officially announce their pregnancy. The half wolf, half ponies (calle wonies and polfs) are due in 5 months. Faile, Perrin's wife, is very unhappy about this situation, and is officially teaming up with Berelain to "do Perrin in"...

Best of Luck to this new couple!

 

(Ps, this is a joke... :lol: )

Bela is Ilyena reborn!

YES!!! and in the final book, Rand and bela will gallop off into the sunset!:D

No wait Ive got it! Ilyena reborn was split into 4 parts. Min, Avi, Ely and Bela! They will all fuse into Bela's body like Rand and Moridin and Rand will have a supreme horse wife thingy

Hmm, that would be weird. imagine, Bela who can channel, walking around with her nose in the air, calling everyone sheep-herder, and fondling her belt knife....Interesting....

What is it about Bela that start so many weird discussions?

I'd say it's blasphemy to ask that question... 8)

Bela will fake her own death in an act of betrayal to help young Al Thor save the day at the end.

 

Remember how Al Thor is to be betrayed? He will be betrayed by Bela.

 

And all Bela could say about Al Thor was... " I trust Severus Snape completely..."

lol Nice...

rofl

 

Ilyena is thrilled. She gets a second try!

 

But what about Bela's horse husband! she can't be unfaithful!

Maybe Bela will pull a Kahlan from Goodkinds' series...

 

"And she will betray him in her blood..."

 

Sounds like Bela's gonna save the world by bleeding for Rand on Shayoul Gul (?) and betray Rand by wickering that she is actually in love with Pips, and that a human horse relationship would have never worked out anyways...

 

Then Rand will be dead but not dead by striding away to the temple of winds, While Min screams "RAND!!", Aviendha jumps after him (but is send back by the Grolm's gaurding the entrance) and Elayne is thrown off a cliff by Rand's evil half brother, Galad....

 

BTW, i have way to much time on my hands to have come up with that theory 8)

No idea how, but I do am sure she'll still play a major role. She's (after Rand and Tam) the third named character in the first book. If you don't count the prologe (3000 years earlier)

Now I know: Bela is the disguise of Demandred and he/she killed Asmodean. How RJ is going to explain that, I've no idea.

Not Demandred. Mesaana. Hanging around with Egwene and Siuan is how she keeps tabs on all the AS both Tower and Rebels.

 

:lol:

Nothing more needs to be said I suspect.

 

Puts Taimandred in his place and explains Asmo's Death all in one neat package. I suspect Bela had something to do with the Bore as well. Maybe she was Lanfear's horse in the AoL?

It's evident from RJ's writings that Bela is in fact triscaidecaphobic.

And that she's not a she! But a he .....

 

... who likes pie.

What's the most interesting about this post is that I am surprised at the number of hits on it.

 

Considering this is almost the most hit post for things that might happen in the next book, we've all got a serious problem with horses.

yeah i know man. gives a new meaning to "hung like a horse of course of course"

 

=)

she'll be chilling with Hopper' date=' smokin' a big fat cigar, talking about the good old days when humans were around to clean up their poop. :P[/quote']

 

I like it :)

Sorry, no time to read the whole thread...who's Bela?