Ways with what? *cocks head*

Stabbing warders easily.

*Ama wanders in to see what the fuss is all about, sees Kwom holding Song by the wrist*

 

Not on my watch Warder!

 

*channels and wraps up the Warder in Air, until he cannot move an inch*

 

You will not lay hands on our Fuls!

 

*hands Song back her dagger*

 

Here you go love, have at him

 

Now, pets, i think i'd like me one of those too *snickers*

Hey, wait! I wasn't holding onto her; I threw her off balance. *tries to move, then starts struggling* Blood and ashes... *looks Song straight in the eyes*

*laughs*

Told you we would get to stab you

Now Song, like this honey

 

*reveals her own dagger and pushes it into Kwom's side - just enough to cause a rivulet of blood*

 

Don't hurt him too much Song, he is a visitor after all.

 

Kwom you understand that we need to train our fuls don't you dear *pats his cheek*

*tenses as dagger slides into his side and growls slightly, but closes his eyes and suddenly relaxes and starts grinning*

 

That it?

Thank you lovely dreadlord Ama. *pushes her dagger into Kwoms other side* I lurv the color of blood, it's just so purty.

*raises an eyebrow*

 

You want more Kwom? *laughs*

 

Go for it Song - don't let him bleed out too much, i'll Heal him when you're done playing.

*groans as the dagger slides in, but relaxes again*

 

Surely that's not the best you can do?

I'd like to see him dance. If he is good enough I think he would make a good pet. He likes the stabs, I can see it in his eyes.

Who doesn't like the stabs?

 

 

 

 

 

Lighting rained down from the skies and marked each Warder on the forehead with a brand of Shayol Ghul.

Now, they're all our pets.

Cant stay long, will be marching back for our welcome home orgy i mean party soon

 

Oh hell yeah! Now we're talking Fnorrll! This may be the only time you won't hear a comment out of me regarding the fact that the Aes Sedai outnumber the warders!!

 

Dang.... I need to shave!

Cant stay long, will be marching back for our welcome home orgy i mean party soon

 

Oh hell yeah! Now we're talking Fnorrll! This may be the only time you won't hear a comment out of me regarding the fact that the Aes Sedai outnumber the warders!!

 

Dang.... I need to shave!

 

yes you do *holds out her dagger* would you like for me to do it for you?

Oh, I see how it goes; as soon as there are other Warders about I'm completely forgotten. 'Tis the way of things, I suppose. Ah well, don't worry about me; I shan't be moving very far from this spot I don't think.

I haven't forgotten you dear Kwom *slides dagger down Kwom's cheek, leaving a line of blood* He just said he needed a shave. Methinks you are enjoying this. Ever thought of joining us here.

*closes his eyes and grins as the blood trickles down his skin*

 

Enjoying it? Whyever would anybody do that?

 

I've never given it a thought, and I never will; why in the Light would I want to join up with a bunch of Darkfriends?

You can be both, duh. *whispers* this is make believe you know

*glances down at his own blood dripping off the dagger*

 

I can be both what?

 

*whispers back* Of course I know that...it's more the principle of the thing.

*pats Kwom's cheek*

 

There's a nice lad, thank you for allowing Song to practise her dagger work on you...

 

*heals Kwom and releases him*

Wow, ok then.

 

Kwom, i think i need to give you a bit of extra training before letting you out the tower next time...welldone for refusing their offer, I'v resisted their black allure for some time now out of principle as well...

 

*spanks Song and Adella with the flat of his sword*

 

And just to let you know? Me and Paet are the proud owners of fox head medallions. Now no bullying my troops!

*stumbles in late as usual*

 

What's that smell?

 

*gets in line for the march and starts up cadence*

 

We are the Warders.

 

The mighty mighty Warders.

 

The world's finest warriors.

The shadow fears us

 

and the Aes Sedai leer at us

 

We fight all day and dance all night!

 

Doing the things to make our Aes Sedai feel alright!

 

I'm pretty sure that cadence is barred by the Geneva Conventions

And just to let you know? Me and Paet are the proud owners of fox head medallions. Now no bullying my troops!

 

That's nice dear

*Ties him up in ropes of the True Power*

You dare march into my territory and get upset that WE are bullying YOU? -scoffs-

 

-waves her hand in their general direction and smiles as all the warders are suddenly wearing pink tutus-

And just to let you know? Me and Paet are the proud owners of fox head medallions. Now no bullying my troops!

 

*Channels the ground out from under Fnorrll and throws the displaced dirt at Paet with weaves of air, knocking him into the trench*

 

Foxheads? How cute.

 

*Deposits the dirt on Fnorrl and Paet*