Overruled

Young Cosmic?

 

I cry oxymoron.

Edielin you are correct. Young Cosmic is an awesome DJ name.

Biebs is right. Young Cosmic would be a great DJ name.

THIS BULLETIN JUST IN!

 

 

*We now go to our field reporter Krak McKrakerson for an update*

 

 

"Thanks Jim! Well ladies, gentlemen, and cindy, we've got quite a story developing here.

 

 

It all started when two members of an online forum called Dragonmount started insulting each other on the subject of their moms. Now the funny thing is, neither have actually met or seen photo of the others' mother, but they seem to find themselves 'hysterical'¹ and so shit was flung back and forth with incessant abandon.

 

Now, the truly meaty bits of this story come during one of the later barbs thrown by Barm that turned out to be half-true. Barm accused Verbal (not to be confused with the crimelord) of sleeping with, not his mom, but with a blow-up doll. Now, Barm could have no way of knowing this, but the object in question is not, in fact, a blow-up doll, but a pillow girlfriend.

 

 

Our research division brings us this stunning photo:

 

 

 

 

Needless to say, this revelation is both questionable and eye-opening. And with that, I'll leave everyone to come to their own thoughts and conclusions.

 

Krak out!

 

 

 

 

 

¹ Both have previously won an award for being "Funniest"

oh my, how revealing.

We've learned a lot about Barm and Verby this week...

Nice pillow. I'd hit it.

Isn't ed supposed to be the pillow guy in SG? Does this mean Verbal is making out with ed?

Isn't ed supposed to be the pillow guy in SG? Does this mean Verbal is making out with ed?

at least i don't feel like i've lowered the tone here anymore. thanks for that :)

You stay away from me, Verb!!!!

 

Yuck!

Gossip Ghul here,

 

Looks like Lily found the perfect way to try out her new all-purpose kitchen cleaner. Now, what to make for dinner....

 

Heh, the dog is apparently all set.

It's a dog's dinner, as they say. My bet is that she cooks the head in the freezer. She is a man-eater after all...

Yes, and I really like head. Tasty dish, that.

.......... er........

 

nvm

Now that's a sig quote.