*fnorrll leads the last of the Warders, the bravest, the strongest, those that made it all the way, still carrying the now tattered banner of the white tower proudly*

 

We are back, Aes Sedai! We have lost some along the way, to fatigue, exhaustion, (boredom??) some fell to the sword, the fang, the claw, saidin, saidar, the dark ones servants and to the enticement of the dark side (oh wait, wrong genre) but we carried your honour all the way!

 

Now we have returned for our heroes welcome and a huge welcome home orgy party!

Party! Party! Party! /pg13 code word.

 

So have you missed us?

*smiles* Welcome Back Warders

*waits, hoping her warder hasn't been totally consumed by taintsanity*

 

Welcome back, warders! Good to have you home!

Welcome back warders! Tell us about your long journey! I'm sure everyone wants to hear you guys tell it. ^^

I got really drunk with the Ogier and passed out for most of the journey. They got some gooooood stuff over there I tell you.

Well... first we walked a long way.... said hello to some folk... then walked some more... sang... walked... said hello... walked... walked... killed a few forest animals... walked... fought off a typhoon with my bare hands... walked... stared into the face of bob... and made him blink... walked... *goes on for another hour or so*

** sits down, cheerfully awaiting a tale of grand adventure**

Welcome back!

 

Now where are the trophies? You promised us trophies!

And Cookies! Don't forget about the Cookies Mother!

Cookies? I demand Kaf! *Starts rummaging through all the Warders' pockets*

 

Ok ... who brought the Kaf *taps foot*

Welcome back, Wardies!

*hands out dishes of chocolate pudding (not the kind from the Black Tower's Pudding Pit^TM)*

 

*stands on a rise a distance off and glares at Fnorrll with his hand on his sword, his cloak snapping in the wind*

Welcome home warders. Enjoy the fruits of your labors.

Kwom, find a way to deal with it, somehow. Here in the White Tower we work together, so lets move on. If i come and post at Shayol Ghul attack me if you dare but here we are in the same guild.

 

PM me, or add me on MSN. We'll talk about it. But sort it out somehow.

*looks between Kwom and Fnorrll. shakes her head and mutters* men!

*looks between Kwom and Fnorrll. shakes her head and mutters* men!

 

^ I second this notion.

 

All in Favor say "Aye"

Well from the Ogier I cut down some nice trees they had growing and cut them into staffs..

 

Aye! and that's all I will say about that...

*growls under his breath and stalks away, muttering about Warders and attacking visitors*

AYE

Then at the Kin I swiped some knitting needles I saw laying around...

 

 

*wonders what paet took from the Aiel and Band*

I never knew Pae was a Klepto

Klepto??? Limi Sedai you should know better than that! These are hard won trophies for the honor of the Tower!