Oh, good god.

 

*shudders*

Will The Hoff star in it? :?

I hope so. He is so burly when he takes off his shirt.

 

Actually I will look into this and get back to you.

Hasslehoff is attached as an executive producer so far. No one has been cast yet. I read the theme sounded a little mobylike.

This is wrong in so many ways I don't even know where to start

Wait. They did the theme before casting the star? This is going to be wicked awesome.