Come on, the guys obviously a top end channeler and retired Forsaken to boot.

He doesn't care for your new fangled requests for a cameo.

 

But then, he's grumpy.

I think it would be awesome if he showed up again. Always found him amusing. Be even more amusing if Rand rocked up at the Blacktower and Cenn was there having just recently become an Asha`man.

Kisman: What're we saying boss? Should I kill al'Thor?

Taim: *turns round* Well?

Moridin: *turns round* Any ideas?

The Dark One: *turns round* GRANDFATHER. GRANDFATHER, I NEED YOUR COUNSEL.

Cenn Buie: Kill him! Kiiiill hiiiim!

 

EDIT-Tweakage.

Kisman: What're we saying boss? Should I kill al'Thor?

Taim: *turns round* Well?

Moridin: *turns round* Any ideas?

The Dark One: *turns round* Grandfather, I need your counsel.

Cenn Buie: Kill him! Kiiiill hiiiim!

 

HAHAHAHA! 10/10, would read again.

I made it even better (I forgot caps lock! I knew something was wrong with it)

I miss that old tabac-mooching complainer. I hope he seals away the dark one in a prison made of thatch.

I could see Cenn Buie cracking someone like Rand in the jaw with a stick

LOL Drekka.

 

You know the one thing I'm thinking of now.

 

Rand's mouth was suddenly dry. "That's crazy," he managed to get out, then jumped as Moiraine straightened.

 

"Not crazy, Rand," she said. "Purposeful. The Trollocs did not come to Emond's Field by happenstance, and they did not do what they did for the pleasure of killing and burning, however much that delighted them. They knew what, or rather who, they were after. The Trollocs came to kill or capture young men of a certain age who live near Emond's Field."

 

Moiraine got it wrong.

FoM gathering.

 

Rand: Soon I will break the Seals and confront the Dark One, But there is something you should all know. The Father of Lies has manipulated us all. The secret to victory lies with simply knowing the enemies name, and for centuries we have been conditioned to know him as Shai'tan, whose name must not be spoken. But this is a lie.

Egwene: So what're you saying? Thats not his name?

Rand: Yes Egwene, that is what Im saying. Well done on the observation.

Moiraine: Interesting. So whats his real name?

Rand: The real name... is Cenn Buie.

Mat: That old git? Seriously? How do you pronounce that name anyway?

Perrin: I think its Byooey

Nynaeve: Bwaeyey

Logain: Burrrr

Thom: Bwueeerrrrrr

Cadsuane Bwuuuuuu

Uno: Urrlrlrlrlrgghh

Perrin: Uuuuuugh

Mat: AAAAAAA-

Fain: HAHAHAHA-

Taim: Ok everyone, on 3. One, two, three.

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Rand: Im sorry, what were we talking about?

Moridin: You all disgust me

 

Wasn't Cenn Buie the original bore?

I'd LOVE to see Cenn again!!! I posted here a LONG time ago about how Cenn was one of my very characters (along with Jori Congar and Wil Al Seen). One of my favorite Cenn Scenes is in the prologue to LOC between Faile and Cenn and we are seeing Cenn through Faile's POV...Its HYSTERICAL!

 

 

- Fish