Im even. You're just odd.

 

*weird mouthy smirquirky type mannerism*

*decapitates, rams hand down neck, pulls intestines up through neck, stuffs them in mouth, ties head back on with aforementioned intestines, then jabs eyeballs out and crams them up your rear end before tearing your heart from your chest and feeding it to the darkhounds.*

You forgot the second *. Aaaalways got to remember the second *

*decapitates, rams hand down neck, pulls intestines up through neck, stuffs them in mouth, ties head back on with aforementioned intestines, then jabs eyeballs out and crams them up your rear end before tearing your heart from your chest and feeding it to the darkhounds.*

 

Remind me to not ever be found alone in a dark alley with you...

I don't think you'd be found as such, Verbal.

 

 

"Discovered early this moring" more like. Probably prefaced with "A fine red paste was".

*decapitates, rams hand down neck, pulls intestines up through neck, stuffs them in mouth, ties head back on with aforementioned intestines, then jabs eyeballs out and crams them up your rear end before tearing your heart from your chest and feeding it to the darkhounds.*

 

Remind me to not ever be found alone in a dark alley with you...

Pffttt....I don't need no steenking dark alley...

 

Besides, I don't like people messing with my Nyn. It's just not nice.

Besides, I don't like people messing with my Nyn. It's just not nice.

 

How do you know she doesnt like being messed with? :p

Yeah, he has a point. After all, you've just known me for years and he's known me for five seconds. So clearly he's equipped to challenge your opinion :P

 

 

 

 

Nyn

Yeah, he has a point. After all, you've just known me for years and he's known me for five seconds. So clearly he's equipped to challenge your opinion :P

 

My eyes and ears have told me much about you.

 

Well, just my eyes. You cant hear forum posts.

Clearly he is. >.>

 

har har

Yeah, he has a point. After all, you've just known me for years and he's known me for five seconds. So clearly he's equipped to challenge your opinion :P

 

My eyes and ears have told me much about you.

 

Well, just my eyes. You cant hear forum posts.

 

 

Microsoft Sam, of text-to-speech fame, would disagree.

Yeah, he has a point. After all, you've just known me for years and he's known me for five seconds. So clearly he's equipped to challenge your opinion :P

 

My eyes and ears have told me much about you.

 

Well, just my eyes. You cant hear forum posts.

 

 

Microsoft Sam, of text-to-speech fame, would disagree.

 

 

Beautifully exemplified by this:

 

Best. Video. Ever

 

Yeah, he has a point. After all, you've just known me for years and he's known me for five seconds. So clearly he's equipped to challenge your opinion :P

 

My eyes and ears have told me much about you.

 

Well, just my eyes. You cant hear forum posts.

 

 

Microsoft Sam, of text-to-speech fame, would disagree.

 

Only if you told him to

 

Ah Microsoft Sam. I like getting him to bitch at people as they walk nearby

Hah!

 

I wonder if anyone has ever thought to run Microsoft Sam singing Celian(sp?) Dion through an Autotuner.

I'd rather shave with a cheese grater.