648. The sheer amount of glee I'm feeling over the following:
 
I'm wearing one of my WoT shirts today (the blue "The Wheel Weaves as the Wheel Wills" one). I'm sitting in one of the school's dining halls working on a project with some classmates.
I just had a guy tell me he liked my shirt.
This is the first time I have found another WoT fan using my shirt. 
 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THERE'S ANOTHER WoT FAN AT MY SHCOOL
 
Too bad he had to leave and I needed to turn attention back to my group; I wanted to get his number and see if he has heard about DM! I could have had someone to nerd out with in the flesh world!

But still, that moment made me happy :D :D :D

649.  When your teenager tells you about a friend at school who is reading WoT (on book 9 last I heard) and then proceeds to tell you that he told the kid "my mom is the First Selector of the Blue Ajah" (this happened awhile back, before I became Keeper).   Now if only I could get my boys to read the books . . .

 

650. The next time you see said kid who is on book 9, you have this nearly irresistable urge to go up to him and say, "Do you walk in the Light, young man?"  Unfortunately, he got away before I could get out of the truck and go ask him . . . 

649.  When your teenager tells you about a friend at school who is reading WoT (on book 9 last I heard) and then proceeds to tell you that he told the kid "my mom is the First Selector of the Blue Ajah" (this happened awhile back, before I became Keeper).   Now if only I could get my boys to read the books . . .

 

650. The next time you see said kid who is on book 9, you have this nearly irresistable urge to go up to him and say, "Do you walk in the Light, young man?"  Unfortunately, he got away before I could get out of the truck and go ask him . . . 

 

Awesome. Just awesome!

 

H, you need to put some special message up somewhere to track that guy down!

650. When your Latin teacher uses 'DO' as an abbreviation for 'direct object' but you always think of the Dark One.

651. While setting the desktop wallpaper you choose the one which reminds you of Aiel Waste

651. When your desktop wallpaper actually is a WoT picture.

652. You get really tired of someone who's forever whining about their woes, and you tell them to "Red up, already!".

653.  When someone asks where you are from and you almost say "Andor, in the heart of the Westlands."

654. When you find yourself saying "Light blasted _____" (about stuff that bothers you).  Example, "I'm tired of this building being so Light-blasted cold!"

 

655. When you see the aforementioned kid (see post #703) and finally ask him (with a wink and a grin), "Do you walk in the Light?" and he answered "Yes but not with the Whitecloaks!"

656. When you stop talking to someone because they talk trash on WoT.  

657. When you yell "Bloody buttered onions!" when you stub your toe.

658. A raven (or some kind of black bird) alights on the wall opposite my office and peers into it right at me, and I suddenly turn very Catholic and cross myself in the hope of warding off the Dark One's gaze.

659. You turn a Twenty Questions game into a 2 page (and continuing) discussion about exactly what IS considered Mainland, IYO.

 

Game in question can be found here: http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/91915-twenty-questions-wot-style/page-22

660. When you have dreams about the the bore's time warping effects on real life and wake up in a panic because several years have passed. @.@

You must be a parent. . . . . . 

661. When you find a gray hair on your head at a very young age and think "well at least I won't have the same problem as Nyneave"

662. When your second thought is "hey, I can look like a really old Wise One or Aes Sedai now!" 

Haha, maybe now I should be thankful for having white hair at age 15...

You got me beat. My first gray hair was in early 20s :P 

663.  When you begin sorting your friends, acquaintances, and people just passing by into the Ajahs they should be in if they were part of the White Tower...

664. When you wear a WoT shirt to the library and the librarian says "You actually found a Wheel of Time shirt?" and then laughs.

665. When you think the librarian is a darkfriend because her last name is Fain.

666. SHAI'TAN!

667. when you internally shudder at that name

 

668. Last night I had a dream that I MET ROBERT JORDAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He was having dinner at my house!!!!!!!!!!! And I didn't want to pester him by asking him to sign all of my books so I only asked for him to sign the copy of AMoL that Brandon Sanderson and Harriet signed. 
And then I asked him if minotaurs and fauns were among the strange creatures that lived in Seanchan. He complimented me because I actually said "Seanchan" correctly. 
 

669. I was totally nerding out the entire time in the dream and now I'm needing out just remembering this dream.

 

670. While kneeling in front of my desk because I was too lazy to move my desk chair back over, I saw that The Wheel of Time Companion was now available for pre-order on Amazon, and a proceeded to scream loudly and fall the rest of the way to the floor.

 

671. I'm considering dropping the $35 required to pre-order it now.

671. When you really want to write a Wheel of Time fanfiction of how you wanted AMoL to end, but you're too scared to since you don't want to mess up Robert Jordan's perfect characters.

673. When you can't help being jealous of Heart's dream