Okaaaaaaaaay. You could all bow and scrape and whatever. I'm down with that. Or if you don't want to, that's fine too. Whatever. >.> But if you want points, you better post here! You just need to impress me... which isn't that hard. Unless you're ed, in which case it would be bloody impossible.

 

Also, I'll need a human chair because... well, I don't need to excuse myself <.< So, volunteers would be nice. You have to wash first, though. So this immediately disqualifies Krak. And as a final note, I would like Verbal to give me a lapdance. You know what they say... what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger!

 

 

I know, I know... you're supposed to offer stuff to me and all. But doesn't it make it so much easier if I tell you what I want? :P

 

Extra points to whoever refers to me as supreme sauciness. ;)

 

 

 

 

 

Nyn

Oh your Supreme Sauciness, I bring you a band to play "Boom-chicka" music for Verby's dance.

 

And a Shirtless Waiter stolen from the WT's Red Ajah to give you a full body massage.

Muy bien!

 

5 pointies to the moon one!

 

 

 

 

Nyn

Since I´m new I guess I have to do a lot of crawling in the dirt to be accepted but you wanted a clean chair so I won´t do that. I guess that means that I volunteer.

Have you washed your hands after picking up that horse, though? >.>

 

As I wait for your reply, I shall give you three points for having your heart in the right place. Because if you didn't... well, you'd be dead. And that would be a damn shame!

 

 

 

 

 

Tally:

TinHal- 3 pointies

Moon - 5 pointies

I have put him down on the balcony where he should be. And of course I washed my hands after that. I wouldn´t want you to smell like a horse. (People could believe you are Bela in disguise.)

*walks in with a mustache*

Oh evil Boobness, hihi. My name...my name is not worthy to be spoken in your presence.

 

 

I bring thee Aust on a chain. Now, you can finally get rid of him! We're all waiting for it....

i give you, the different stages of your namesake, nynaeve!

 

nynaeve has gone through many stages in her young, oh-so-annoying life, from village wisdom to accepted to almost tolerable aes sedai.

 

Ed, ZERO points. Really, what are you doing? :P You bring me someone to dispose of instead of disposing of him yourself? Not very bright there, kiddo.

 

Blackhoof, I was going to give you no points initially upon your 'annoying' and 'almost tolerable' comments. Seeing as I smite everyone who badmouths Nynaeve. However, after laughing my ass off reading that, despite the fact that you did not draw it, you still deserve to be commanded for bringing this to my attention! :P So, 5 points!

 

*sits on TinHal* mmmm... nice. 2 points!

 

 

 

 

Tally:

TinHal- 5 pointies

Moon - 5 pointies

Blackhoof - 5 pointies

Ed - Is a loser

Enough said?

I know you like animals, so I bring you flying-super-pets!

 

Skills

He has them

Verbal - 1 pity point.

 

Adella - 5 points (even though I can't see the image for some reason... I still like that you know what I like ;)).

 

Play3r - 5 points. You almost didn't get those due to your first post (wtf?). The second one saved the day, though :P

 

 

 

COME ON PEOPLE! The month is almost over and you're missing out on easy points. And an easily pleased Nyn >.>

 

 

 

 

 

Tally:

TinHal- 5 pointies

Moon - 5 pointies

Blackhoof - 5 pointies

Verbal - 1 pointy

Adella - 5 pointies

Play3r - 5 pointies

Ed - Is a loser

I bring you John Stewart. You can do what you want with him for 5 hours. Then I must return him.

A pity point? Pity?! >_<

 

 

*shakes his stuff all around Nyn*

 

*sheds*

 

Ha! Take that!

My next offering is this vacuum cleaner and the promise that after Verb leaves, I'll clean your house.

Well they do say Krak gets the job done. When the job is scratching his own butt and sitting at a cafe place all day long.... but this sounds promising, so I have chosen to believe you this time around. I promise not to make a habit out of it. 5 points to Krak!

 

-1 points to Verbal for using an exclamation point at me. It was uncalled for. UNCALLED FOR, I SAID!

 

 

 

 

Tally:

TinHal- 5 pointies

Moon - 5 pointies

Blackhoof - 5 pointies

Adella - 5 pointies

Play3r - 5 pointies

Ed - Is a loser

Verbal - A shedding loser.

I bring you the Jack of Diamonds.

*laughs* 5 points to Hax.

 

If you bring me a weeping Rox, you get more. ;)

 

 

 

 

Tally:

TinHal- 5 pointies

Moon - 5 pointies

Blackhoof - 5 pointies

Adella - 5 pointies

Play3r - 5 pointies

Hax - 5 pointies

Ed - Is a loser

Verbal - A shedding loser.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nyn

When the job is scratching his own butt and sitting at a cafe place all day long

 

 

lol you know me well.

shedding loser . . . Ha! That's great!

 

*gathers up all the fur* Shall we make you a blanket out of all this ewok fur, oh mighty N'B?

Oh I very much approve of this plan, only once it's done we're gonna send it to ed! ^_^

 

5 points to moon!

 

 

And yeah, Krak, I do. I thought about taking away points for that, but I'll refrain :P

 

 

 

 

 

Tally:

Krak - 5 pointies

TinHal- 5 pointies

Moon - 10 pointies

Blackhoof - 5 pointies

Adella - 5 pointies

Play3r - 5 pointies

Hax - 5 pointies

Ed - Is a loser

Verbal - A shedding loser.

Well, you like animals, so i thought this evil genius puppy bent on vengeance would be right up your alley.

Now that's funny