I'm building a pillow fort! The problem is, who am I keeping out? Other than girls, of course.

We should call ourselves G.R.O.S.S.

Great Ruler's Obnoxious Shadow Spawn?

No,

it's Get Rid of Stupid GirlS

Is this like the "No Homers Club" where one girl is allowed but not any others?

ohhhhh, me? XD

Grabs a fenis and joins the club.

Grabs a fenis

 

Do I want to know?

I love that evil look in his eye behind the pillow fort.

 

Hrmm... No Girls?

 

*Pounces the pillow fort, knocking it down*

 

Ha!

Grabs a fenis

 

Do I want to know?

 

 

Probably not, but I'll tell you anyway This may cross a line of some sort, but I really don't think it does.

 

I watch too much dragon's den - http://www.cbc.ca/dragonsden/pitches/the-fenis.html

 

Their official site - http://thefenis.com/

Now that's hysterical.

Holy crap. I want one. Just so that when my husband says he is the leader of the family because he pees standing up, I can tell him that I can too.

 

 

*rebuilds the fort, but puts up a sign that only people who can pee sitting down are allowed in*

I thought so :) Now, let me in the fort, I think I earned my place :)

I want two! The perfect gift for my sister's birthday!

I think you can order them off that official site lol

Yy!

I like this new sign!

 

*starts making ammunition for invaders of the PIllow fort*

 

What do you think about using small, hard throw pillows to throw at the Stand-uppers if they try to invade?

Grabs a fenis

 

Do I want to know?

 

 

Probably not, but I'll tell you anyway This may cross a line of some sort, but I really don't think it does.

 

I watch too much dragon's den - http://www.cbc.ca/dr.../the-fenis.html

 

Their official site - http://thefenis.com/

 

bahahaha, 20 points.

 

 

Holy crap. I want one. Just so that when my husband says he is the leader of the family because he pees standing up, I can tell him that I can too.

 

 

*rebuilds the fort, but puts up a sign that only people who can pee sitting down are allowed in*

 

Anyone can pee sitting down. It's just a hella lot easier standing for men.

And now women, it seems.

I want to give Kat 20 pts for that, too. I often need to be reminded of these things.... heh

I would love to have those points too :) I have no objections to anyone giving me points for anything, especially when the reason is for something so great as the fenis!

She deserves points for that.

 

If I had points to give, I would give them to you. That was absolutely brilliant

 

*winks at moon and pulls out a potato launcher* I think we can handle the ones with a package.

I would love to have those points too :) I have no objections to anyone giving me points for anything, especially when the reason is for something so great as the fenis!

I shouldn't have said "want to." I did.

*glances sideways at the fenis* Errr...okay O.o

 

 

*knocks on the pillow fort, causing part of it to collapse* ...Ooops. Can I come in? *studies the pile of collapsed pillows* Er, over?

*starts reparing the pillowfort wall*

 

Ah, that's better.

 

*Grabs another potato gun, covering the other side of the fort*

 

I got your back, Christine.