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I had to do some serious damage control on facebook this morning.

 

Those are some of the best nights. You wake up and go "...wait a second, did I post a bunch of shit on facebook last night?" and then a few minutes later "Oh Shit was I out of my mind?!?".

 

Of course, for me those posts are usually on DM.

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i avoided it so well i don't have to avoid it anymore. win-win. i've seen what children grow into. and how much money and care they leach from your bank accounts and souls. but you are a male, so you can pull a tony randall and avoid all the nasty business.

congrats! uncle is the best, along with aunt, and auntie. all you have to do is come up with lots of presents, and they love you more than anyone in the world, and you don't have to pay for college.

just be very careful, especially with boys, who tend to have some reflux issues- DO NOT PLAY AIRPLANE WITH AN OPEN MOUTH. i learned the hard way. and do not jiggle or fly the baby within an hour of a feeding. this will settle down after 6 mos to a year.

 

since you won't change a diaper, i won't give you the other warning.

 

babies are sticky little time bombs in a lot of ways, but they hypnotize you like a cat with toxoplasmosis, and you will be helpless to resist the little thing.

The Doc says it's going to be a girl. I've never been a huge fan of newborns. I always found they're more fun once they can start to crawl. Then when they start to talk, the real fun begins.

 

 

also, have you successfully reproduced yet?

 

 

 

 

oh man, let's hope not!!! LoL biggrin.gif

 

 

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