Title says all. This is a CapFac for the month of August. You must send me (DO NOT POST IT ON THREAD ANYWHERE) a pic of Angelina, and include a caption like our normal CapFacs. This one, however, can be as dirty as you'd like - you may PM me the pic/caption, or email me at verbal32@gmail.com. Please obey the rules of DM, though, and don't post anything on a thread.

 

The winner of this contest will receive 100 points from me in August. Depending on the turnout, I might see fit to run this again.

 

As of right now, both Christine and Barm have made submissions. Only 1 submission per member.

 

 

Also, Christine's was.....exceptional. She will be hard to beat, but I'm hoping that simply serves as motivation for you to achieve. ;-)

 

 

Begin.

I want to see!!!! Forward them to me Verby!!!

I'm with Nae on that one. I wanna see, too.

I was having a clear stroke of genius in that moment. I felt a little dirty sending it, not gonna lie.

You can stroke my genius anytime...

 

I felt a little dirty writing that

You must send me (DO NOT POST IT ON THREAD ANYWHERE) a pic of Angelina, and include a caption like our normal CapFacs. This one, however, can be as dirty as you'd like - you may PM me the pic/caption, or email me at verbal32@gmail.com.

 

Because most Girlfriends don't like Unix, or Eunuchs too for that matter.

i would also like to see the competition please. so i can give up before i start.

 

also, are there extra points for donkeys?

This kills me to my very core but...

 

 

10 points to ed.

Tsk tsk Verby... getting the fuls to find your porn for you...

This kills me to my very core but...

 

 

10 points to ed.

 

You must send me (DO NOT POST IT ON THREAD ANYWHERE) a pic of Angelina, and include a caption like our normal CapFacs. This one, however, can be as dirty as you'd like - you may PM me the pic/caption, or email me at verbal32@gmail.com.

 

 

I'm married you goober. My wedding vows were as follows:

 

"blahblahblah....'till death (*whisper* - or Angelina) do us part."

 

 

 

 

Tsk tsk Verby... getting the fuls to find your porn for you...

 

Pretty much, yes. However, anybody may participate - including you. So, find some Angie pics and think of an awesome caption...and send it on!!!

For some men, being married and having a girlfriend are not mutually exclusive. Glad to see you're not one of them.

 

Although why any man would want to put up with more than one of us females boggles my mind.

For some men, being married and having a girlfriend are not mutually exclusive. Glad to see you're not one of them.

 

Although why any man would want to put up with more than one of us females boggles my mind.

 

I...

 

That's...

 

Well I do believe that's the first time I've actually seen a woman be honest about that.

You must send me (DO NOT POST IT ON THREAD ANYWHERE) a pic of Angelina, and include a caption like our normal CapFacs. This one, however, can be as dirty as you'd like - you may PM me the pic/caption, or email me at verbal32@gmail.com.

 

 

I'm married you goober. My wedding vows were as follows:

 

"blahblahblah....'till death (*whisper* - or Angelina) do us part."

 

 

 

I don't get your point?

Why is her name Goober?

 

For some men, being married and having a girlfriend are not mutually exclusive. Glad to see you're not one of them.

 

Although why any man would want to put up with more than one of us females boggles my mind.

 

I...

 

That's...

 

Well I do believe that's the first time I've actually seen a woman be honest about that.

I think you just broke half of DM and caused the bankruptcy of Seventeen magazine.

 

 

 

Although why any man would want to put up with more than one of us females boggles my mind.

 

Boobies.

For some men, being married and having a girlfriend are not mutually exclusive. Glad to see you're not one of them.

 

Although why any man would want to put up with more than one of us females boggles my mind.

 

I...

 

That's...

 

Well I do believe that's the first time I've actually seen a woman be honest about that.

 

I'm a very unusual woman.

Barmy wins the thread...

 

I'm a very unusual woman.

 

From my experience, all women are unusual.

I want to see what everone comes up with. Ill send one later tonight Verbal

I was referring to the the fact that a woman admitted that women in general are hard to put up with.

 

But Barmy's explanation is the reason most of us do it.

ah... it's the humans that are difficult to put up with, male, female, what have you.

 

but i think it's the second income and the escort to social functions and doctors' appointments that makes it worthwhile. mainly the second income.

I was referring to the the fact that a woman admitted that women in general are hard to put up with.

 

But Barmy's explanation is the reason most of us do it.

That right there makes me really, really glad I'm not gay...

Yeah, I've only ever heard lesbians complain about women in general before. Oh sure, you'll here every woman at some point curse the name of another on an individual level, but never as a group. But yes Lily, be glad you are not, because it's the same deal no matter what team you play for.

 

Cindy, unfortunately it all goes south when you introduce offspring. Grubby little buggers never stop wanting to eat...

Ooh, can I play even though I'm not a member here? If I win, you can give the 100 points to the second place finisher.

Go for it!