Shhh, Barmy doesn't know that I borrowed his card...

 

Actually that was Verb's card that he didn't know I borrowed from him.

Has anyone seen my card. I think Verb stole it from me...

*looks around*

 

 

What?

 

 

*realizes what just happened*

 

Gah, dammit.

*checks the name on the card in his hand*

 

I think this belongs to you, Mr Ed

*puts his glove on*

Take however much time you need, verbie.

I feel like he must hear this a lot...

 

 

>_< And I thought we were friends!

I seen you 'round for a long long time

I remembered you when you drank my wine

 

Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?

 

I seen you walkin' down in Chinatown

I called you but you could not look around

 

Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?

Take however much time you need, verbie.

I feel like he must hear this a lot...

 

 

>_< And I thought we were friends!

 

 

 

I still have the rejection PM she sent to you, "Slim Shaidy"....

Your words cut me. They cut deep.

 

 

I had expelled that from my memory - now I need therapy again. Thanks Ed. Thanks a lot.

The DM7 kiss smiley would have been perfect right now.

 

*sigh*

hahahahahahaha

Can I give points to this entire thread?

 

Not the participants, but the thread.

 

Also.

 

No, I don't do windows although I look fantastic in the French's maid's uniform, complete with feather duster and fishnets.

 

Verb, the list would be far too long and far too non-PG13 for this venue.

 

 

Oh Lily, don't be coy now. We all know you are yet to encounter something you won't do.

 

 

 

ALSO.

 

 

Ed, are you picturing all this nice and crisp in your minds eye, there? With the little teeny tiny skirt, barely covering lily's supple ...form?

 

Ed?

 

SHE'S NAKED UNDER THAT, YOU KNOW?

Berf is evil. Downright evil. I love it. 20 pts for torturing my brother.

Berf is evil. Downright evil. I love it. 20 pts for torturing my brother.

 

 

Ed, are you picturing all this nice and crisp in your minds eye, there? With the little teeny tiny skirt, barely covering lily's supple ...form?

 

Ed?

 

SHE'S NAKED UNDER THAT, YOU KNOW?

 

If that's torture... chain me to the wall

-_______________________________________________________________________-

NAKED

Verbal: Hello, 911? It's Verbal. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.

Remember folks. You cant spell Eclipse without... LICE!

 

And you can't spell Czechs in The M'Hael without CHEESE...

 

I'm good at this game

Damnit I hate cheese!

You can't spell Czechs in the Mhael without SHE CAME, THEN ZILCH.

that's good, but.... what else would you need?

A sandwich.

well, go make one, then. i'm having a nap.

You can't spell Czechs in the Mhael without SHE CAME, THEN ZILCH.

 

Ha!

 

You cant spell Haxorsist without another word for BUM GRAVY

 

that's good, but.... what else would you need?

 

By the looks of it, either a cigarette or a phone. Possibly both, but we'll say cig