Hello poppets.

 

 

This award is certainly exciting to present. The winner must possess charm, wit, good looks, affability (look it up), charisma, and eats plenty of righteous whole-grain bread (get it? Moral Fiber), as well as the free time to spend it across 10 different factions.

 

So needless to say, this award is very prestigious and it could very well prove who is the most popular person at DM*

 

As I stated earlier, I'm extremely proud to be the one to reveal the big winner, and this winner was chosen from the following pool of nominees:

 

Verbal32

Naeann

Amadine

LilyElizabeth

ed2funy

Roxinos

CosmicPanda

samuraiflip05

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So, let me present to you your winner of the 2011 Most Liked Ghoulie....

 

 

 

Krak looks at the card

 

 

 

Uhhh, no. Absolutely not.

 

 

 

Krak looks off to the side of the stage at the producers

 

 

 

Is this a joke? It has to be. I can't believe this is true.

 

 

 

The producers nod that it's correct

 

 

 

Son of a...mutated monkey! This is bullshit. You know what? Screw this, I'm out.

 

 

 

 

Krak tears off his microphone and leaves the stage

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*This statement is in no way true

Edited August 24, 201114 yr by Krakalakachkn

um.. congratulations ed?

I'm guessing Ed, too.

O_o But I voted Verby.

*sing song voice* i know who wins and i'm not telling you

Verby is not the son of a mutated monkey

Umm....who the hell won?

Maybe we all did.

You have to wait for Krak... I guess he got sidetracked somewhere.... :-P

it has to be ed. who else could possibly qualify?

it has to be ed. who else could possibly qualify?

Who doesn't love the Lily? *cries*

we all love you, Dark Lady, but even you love ed, so that has to make it unanimous? he's a really sweet and supportive maniacal monky man, and sometimes when he's... "overtired"... and his personality changes, he's very ebilly funny... when lucid... and he flings poo. how could everyone not love that?

but if it pleases you, and will make you stop crying, i will bind him in a straight jacket, smear him with honey, and release the angry bees. which i actually think you would both enjoy.

*sniffles* It will make me stop crying, I promise.

 

 

 

 

 

 

*evil grin*

As the latest presenter did his best to relive his comedic glory days (oh the ever-green highschool glory years) and ambled offstage, the lights dimmed and the giant screen sprung to life. All attention turned to the screen and the presenter was quickly forgotten...

 

A picture appears onscreen - the handheld cam showing a street in the downtown area of Shayol Ghul. The cameraman walks up to a particular establishment called "Tittopotamus", and enters.

 

The camera pans around the room and settles upon one particular customer. Krak sits at a table nursing what appears to be a pint of straight whiskey, neat, and appears to be very interested in a particularly talented young lady named Sparkle.

 

The camera approaches and Krak looks up bleary-eyed and drunk.

 

"Get away from me you assholes! I won't do it! I won't!

 

He doesn't deserve it! I mean, don't people realize how unattractive and smelly he is? He's a walking fleatrap with the stupidest name ever! I mean 32? Really? What does that even mean?

 

I tell you what, you tell that gimpy-assed, sorry excuse for a primate that he can have his damn award! I don't need your pity, I have Sparkle, right love?"

 

Sparkle continues to do her thing and Krak starts to cry.

 

After a few moments he pulls himself together, looks up at the camera and says

 

 

"And the winner is...Verbal. Congratulations."

Edited August 24, 201114 yr by Krakalakachkn

'k, but ed's still getting bee'd.

 

congrats verbal.

Grats to the Kaiser!

As the latest presenter did his best to relive his comedic glory days (oh the ever-green highschool glory years) and ambled offstage, the lights dimmed and the giant screen sprung to life. All attention turned to the screen and the presenter was quickly forgotten...

 

A picture appears onscreen - the handheld cam showing a street in the downtown area of Shayol Ghul. The cameraman walks up to a particular establishment called "Tittopotamus", and enters.

 

The camera pans around the room and settles upon one particular customer. Krak sits at a table nursing what appears to be a pint of straight whiskey, neat, and appears to be very interested in a particularly talented young lady named Sparkle.

 

The camera approaches and Krak looks up bleary-eyed and drunk.

 

"Get away from me you assholes! I won't do it! I won't!

 

He doesn't deserve it! I mean, don't people realize how unattractive and smelly he is? He's a walking fleatrap with the stupidest name ever! I mean 32? Really? What does that even mean?

 

I tell you what, you tell that gimpy-assed, sorry excuse for a primate that he can have his damn award! I don't need your pity, I have Sparkle, right love?"

 

Sparkle continues to do her thing and Krak starts to cry.

 

After a few moments he pulls himself together, looks up at the camera and says

 

 

"And the winner is...Verbal. Congratulations."

 

Next years Ghoulie: Best Award Presenter.

 

In the bag, man. Nice work.

 

And thanks, peeps. I can't believe I beat Ed for this one, honestly. *sticks tongue out at Ed*

Grats, Verby.

Why did you wink at me when you stuck out...nvm

Just wanted to say hi.

 

 

But don't feel like it just yet, maybe later...

Next years Ghoulie: Best Award Presenter.

 

In the bag, man. Nice work.

 

 

Thanks man. To be honest I'm just trying to recapture the glory of my finest moment...my awards presentation where I, Derek Zoolander, Innocent Fool, was lynched.

You did get a good Eugugally for that.