but rasputin, the mad monk, interrupted their work

then a young adventurer approached Rasputin and shouted "Niiih!

You spelled that wrong. Its 'Ni'!

 

Rasputin threw a hedgehog at the adventurer.

Which went spinning at 4000000 RPM and suddenly turned into GODZILLA!

and turned around and stomped the ground near maw to teach him not to correct his elders.

I shall correct anyone who misuses monty python quotes.

 

The dinosaur then turned his attention to the adventurer.

I'll take it. I saw it quoted that way on a different thread.

 

The adventurer removed her cloak revealing her identity, Ginny Weasley-Potter.

She then decimated Godzilla with a powerful spell.

Seeing all the Godzilla pieces strewn about Ginny drooled, thinking of BBQ.

However, certain demonic powers denied her request and vaporised the dino chunks.

but in a classic twist of fate, japanese cinematographers decided to revive their economy and their movie industry by reanimating king kong and godzilla, and bringing mothra and gamera out of retirement for a 5 part blockbuster monster suit series.