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hazelkrs1
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Okay so here's the idea: We pick a movie, then try our best to place the quote in the movie that best matches each member of the BT.

 

This was inspired from the Princess Bride thread, and that's ones already been used. I propose the first movie we use be Robin Hood: Men In Tights!

 

Cindy:

 

Robin Hood: Rabbi, you seem to be on the side of good. Will you come and share with us some of your wisdom, some of your council, and perhaps... some of your wine?

[Merry Men snicker]

Rabbi Tuckman: Wisdom and council, that's easy. But this is sacrimental wine! It's only used to bless things.

Merry Men: Awwwww...

Rabbi Tuckman: [pauses] Wait a minute! There's things here! There's rocks, there's trees, there's birds, there's squirrels. Come on, we'll bless them all until we get vashnigyered!

[Everyone cheers]

 

Louii:

 

Robin Hood: Oh, my darling, I'm ready for that kiss now.

Maid Marian: But first, I must warn you. It could only be a kiss. For I am a virgin and could never... go all the way.

Robin Hood: But...

Maid Marian: Unless I were married. Or if a man pledged his endless love to me.

Robin Hood: Yes...

Maid Marian: Or if I knew that he desperately cared for me. Or if he were really cute!

 

Talniko:

 

Robin Hood: Good people, who have travelled from villages near and far! Lend me your ears!

Robin Hood: [Crowd proceeds to pull off ears and throw them at Robin]

Robin Hood: That's disgusting!

 

Leyrann:

 

Robin Hood: [first meeting Blinkin the blind servant] BLINKIN!

Blinkin: Master Robin, Is that you?

Robin Hood: Yes.

Blinkin: What back from the Crusades?

Robin Hood: Yes.

Blinkin: And alive?

Robin Hood: [pause] yes.

 

Ed:

 

Sheriff of Rottingham: Wasn't your... didn't your mole used to be on the other side?

Prince John: I have a MOLE?

 

Locke:

 

Prince John: And why should the people listen to you?

Robin Hood: Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.

 

Tina:

 

Broomhilde: No ding-ding vithout a vedding ring!

 

Me:

 

Ahchoo: Let's get out of this ladies clothing and get into our tights! (cause I'm a rockstar)

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    um... if you feel you must. it's better than prince of thieves, anyway. but... didn;t have to go far.

     

    perhaps you could start with young frankenstein, or blazing saddles, or high anxiety, or the producers...

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    so i'm the jew, then? typecasting, don't you think?

     

    Pretty much :blush: If it makes you feel any better, the other lines I had picked out for you you prob wouldve not enjoyed as much

     

    Blazing Saddles is hilarious, as is Young Frankenstein, and even History of the World Part 1. Believe it or not though, I'm not that big a fan of Spaceballs. I remembered it being so funny, but every time I try watching it again it just comes off as mega-tacky.

     

    Anyways we need more quote-slinging, otherwise I'm gonna move it to the next movie.

     

    Oh and Maw, in that quote Ley is blinkin, asking Robin if he survived :tongue:

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    I know other Jews, but none in the BT, and I also thought the quote fit cause of his sense of humor, saying there's plenty of stuff to bless and whatnot.

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    no worries. just... don;t particularly like being singled out for anything, really. not comfortable with it in general, and not just from you, ya know?

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    I'm not trying to say there's a reason for this, and I feel bad for you at times, but dramatic events do seem to circulate around somewhat often here at the soap opera we call the Black Tower :tongue:

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    Hey, quick offtopic announcement: We applied for the marriage license just now! Should get it in the mail in a few days!!!

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