*Pounces Horus*

 

Welcome to our tainty abode!!!

 

*regains some composure and hands some tainted brownies*

 

So, tell us about yourself!

Welcome, Horus! Nice to see a new slave member. I´m the Faction Leader of the Shadow and if you have any questions you can come to me. Please tell us a bit about yourself. Why do you want to join this madhouse? Who is your favorite asha´man? Do your like brownies?

 

 

 

Just so Ley won´t yell at me (because I gets so sad when he does, can´t stop crying for hours): You will soon get a Welcome PM. In a short time you will get access to the hidden boards. Don´t be afraid it you come back to 10 page full of spam. If you look closely people will actually say hi somewhere in there.

*munches on delicios-o cookie taint while straightening clothes*

 

Thanks for the warm reception!

 

Umm where to start. I like long walks on the beach in the moonlight.... Oops..*blush*

 

Beer swilling, work-a-holic who loves the beach and who might possibly be a little mad already.

 

Only time will tell.

 

Now whats fun to do around here?

Fun, just dive into the madness! There is the 100,000 post thread, we need some serious help to obtain that goal, the Grant your wish, with a twist thread - always fun and whatever else seems to be going on the front page.

Possibly little mad already...that sounds good.

 

While you are waiting for access you can take a look at the other threads on this board. Jump right in and you will have new crazy friends in no time.

That ninja kitten is everywhere. lol

Welcome Horus! Love the name btw, just got finished reading Zelazny's Creatures of Light and Darkness not too long ago, Horus is featured in that book! Eqyptian gods are pretty frikkin powerful, if you ask me. Greek and Roman Gods are nerfed for the most part

 

Relax, let the taint seep in, start a thread about whatever random thing pops up into your head, and try your best to dodge the high-velocity spam that gets flung around here

Greetings, Horus.

 

I just finished reading the Kane chronicles, so name is cool.

 

You shouldn't have much of a problem getting situated and finding your way to your Shadowy brethren.

Welcome to the taintyness how about some flaming brownies?

Watch out for OC, he likes fire...

welcome to the madness!

Welcome Horus to the BT. Have some of our "unofficial" Tainted Brownies. *channels and a platter hovers over from the side table* They are very good. Have fun cruising around the place.

 

Enjoy your descent into madness.*takes a Brownie*

Welcome!!!

 

Fun, just dive into the madness! There is the 100,000 post threat, we need some serious help to obtain that goal, the Grant your wish, with a twist thread - always fun and whatever else seems to be going on the front page.

 

Was the underlined part a typo?

 

Watch out for OC, he likes fire...

 

... to kill Shadowies.

Almost forget...

 

*snatches a Tainted Brownie*

Maybe...

Welcome welcome welcome

Welcome to the Black Tower!

 

As others have told you, there is a ton to do on the main boards alone, but soon you'll have access to all the wondrous secret parts of the Tower as well.

Maybe...

 

I'd say... For sure.

 

I should watch out for him, Leelou.

 

(and if you were a bit stronger, and I wouldn't feel bad about fighting you, you would also have to watch out for me. Like Maw)

Watch out for who?

for everyone. it's the paranoia from the taint.

*scratches head*

 

Gonna have to get used to fast moving threads again, I see!!

 

In answer to Mistress TinaHel, fav Asha'man would have to be Logain. Have always fancied myself wrapped in glory!

 

*admires self in mirror, mirror on the wall*

 

And brownies.....

 

*drools and snatches a fist full*

 

My precious.....

pretaint check complete. this one's a go.

 

very nice to meet you, and delighted we didn't scare you away :)

Fast doesn't begin to describe the spamming around here.

Lightning, if we are really going.