"If you're really me, then what number am I thinking of?"

 

 

"SIXTY NINE DUDES!"

"Excuse me, ma'am, do you know when the Mongols ruled China?"

 

I just snort every time I think of someone asking someone this outside a Circle K.

"You killed Ted, you midieval dickweed!!!"

 

Any of the Circle K nonsense cracks me up.

See sig.

Want a twinkie Genghis Khan?

"Dust. Wind. Dude."

"Be excellent to everyone,"

"And party on, dudes!"

 

ILS

"Dude! We totally melvined Death!"

 

"Best of three?"

lol... almost the same one here, Lara :D

 

"Sorry! They melvined me..."

 

It was the way Death hangs back, gives that apologetic shrug and gives God the explenation for his out of character behaviour. I though that bit was most awesome!!

.

"I can't believe Missy divorced your dad.... and married mine!"

 

ILS

Hi god. first we want to say.....Congradulations on creating the universe.

"Don't patronise me."

(this is at the point death lost twister)

"This is errr, Deputy Van Halen"

 

ILS

THE END