Vhy hello there, citizens of this strange realm. I am not sure vhat confluence of forces brought me and my friends here, but I assure you, our presence shall not impede your normal enjoyment of this "Vheel of Time" I hear so many of you talking about. I myself found the books to be very amusing, especially the parts about "blood on the rocks". Here I vas thinking they were talking about my favorite cocktail!

 

Ah but you must forgive me for my poor manners, I have yet to introduce myself. I... am Count Dracula!!!

 

*flourishes my cape and executes a flawlessly elegant bow*

 

But you may call me Vlad, if you wish. I am pleased to make your acquaintance, especially those of the gentler sex among you... particularly that one in the back with that attractive neck...

 

Oh no has my bride arrived yet?! Do not tell her I vas here! I shall return again once I have found a more suitable area to entertain my... guests... while on my visit here.

 

*transforms into a bat in a puff of smoke and flies away*

Erm ... Hello Vlad

 

*edges away whilst covering neck*

 

It's lovely to meet you and welcome to DM. What brings you to DM. Have you read any of the WoT books? Fancy going to a cool Halloween party? We have one starting in the White Tower from Monday.

 

Ithi

*is hidden behind Ithithi*

 

Just in case, you know...

Welcome to DM, Vlad!!

 

Who is your favourite Forsaken?

 

 

 

Hey Vlad! great to see we are branching out into the undead now too. Can't hurt to get in good prior to the impending zombie apocalypse. On your way to that White Tower party you might want to stop by the Black Tower and meet our very on Vampire Zombie Werewolf rockSTAR ( and front page DM blogger) Despothera.

 

See you at the party.

Oh damn ... have the Reds gone a bit overboard again? *Goes to have a word with Mystica*

Greetingth Marthter. I await your bidding.

 

 

grrrr, I can't believe he actually made it here. I thought I managed to loothe him at McDonaldth.

Oh great. he did make it after all. Told you we should have nailed the coffin shut! Although, he said his wife was coming to? This may not be so bad after all.

Hith wife ith a total babe.

 

I see monsters everywhere! o_O

 

And here I thought AH was just going crazy....but now the WT is visited by none other than Count Dracula?!

 

*will have to have some garlic bread with dinner tonight*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hey there everybody.

 

Dracula I think you'd be able to find a suitable spot at the White Tower

 

*is wearing a scarf*

Welcome to DM Vlad.*hesitantly shakes hands.*

Which character's power would you like to have most?