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So, Next Monday is my Birthday.

 

Yes, That's right. I'm gonna be. . . . 33.

 

What sort of wicked thing should I do to celebrate?

Oh, she said that too. ;-)

 

:tongue:

 

Its a pity Angelina Jolie is so ugly though. I mean, those lips, what is up with them?

Dude seriously. She's vile.

 

Look at her without beer goggles on, and you'd think she looked like a chipmunk. Human lips aren't supposed to be that shape.

 

Feeling nauseous.

You should definitely go sky-diving - it's the last chance you'll have to do something like that without it looking like a mid-life crisis! In fact, first do pandy's 33 flaming shots, then go jump out of an airplane wearing nothing but a string bikini and a tether to your tandem partner and hope he pulls the right string! Then once you land, you should hop in a limo (everything is more exciting in a limo) and head straight for the nearest toy store. Do another 33 flaming shots just in case the first batch wore off in the adrenaline rush of sky diving. If you're feeling really fun, you could breathe fire at some poor unsuspecting child (a variation on the flaming shot) and then hop into a Barbi-corvette and start tearing around the store (still in your bikini) with shots of flaming alcohol flying all over screaming "I'm Lindsay Lohan!" This should attract some media attention, and when the news cameras arrive you could launch into a roaring rendition of LMFAO's "Shots". If you forget the lyrics, just launch into the chorus:

 

Shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots everybody (x2)

 

That's sure to go viral, and immortalize your 33rd birthday as one of the most exciting you've ever had!

 

 

 

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Interesting plan, Aust. . . .

 

 

I'd need 33 flaming shots to go skydiving.

 

 

And the Lohan thing. . . .hrmm....

 

Of course, there is the old standard "go to Renfest, get drunk, and make fun of people in StarTrek uniforms"

 

 

 

 

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Ooh... Aust or Nyn. . . .

 

that's a tough one...:huh:

 

 

I haven't had a "girls day" in quite a while.

 

 

 

 

Lily and Moon out celebrating drunk? Count me in! Nyn you can come too! You're a ghost now so you don't have to worry about any more of my admirers trying to accost you!

skydiving is amazing i just went for my birthday. but fair warning they wont let you on the plane to jump if you are wasted

well then that list is short handed unless your fear of heights over comes you desire for adventure you truly are missing out on a wonderful exsperience

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