... of Shayol Ghul!

 

That's right. I come looking for love and affection. My melancholy soul has sojourned far upon this desolate earth. I seek to renounce the life of contemplation upon the banks of the eternal river of time and to steer my vessel inland to entwine my life with another.

 

Is there none who would cleave to me? None who would give me a kiss?

 

*Puckers up for a kiss*

*points toward Ayla*

Don't leave me hanging!

 

*Still puckering up for a kiss*

*points to leelou*

My lips are drying in this accursed vale.

 

Kiss me my love!

 

*hides behind Master*

Cmon ladies, I believe in you!

*Kisses Rey's cheek* will that do? ;P

 

and Tiink pumpernickels me

Aiel Heart!

 

You have kissed me!

 

 

 

 

7

 

 

 

 

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

I AM LANFEAR, DAUGHTER OF THE DARKEST NIGHT!

 

YOU FOOLS, DID YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD GIVE UP IMMORTALITY FOR ONE OF YOUR PITIFUL KIND?

 

BEING IN YOUR PRESENCE IS DEMEANING!

 

YOU HAVE COMPLETED MY TASK UPON THIS EARTH. AND NOW, YOU SHALL PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE!

 

*Nails Aiel Heart's feet to the floor with rusty nails*

 

*Weaves spears of Fire and Spirit and sends them ripping into her Aiel Heart's flesh*

 

*Closes in with a dagger and disembowels her, splashing Reyoru with the crimson decoration of visceral blood*

 

NOW THAT I HAVE COMPLETED MY TASK, I SHALL DEPART TO THE NETHER REGIONS OF THIS EARTH!

 

*Blasts Ed's house on fire for good measure*

 

*Exits via gateway**

*Blasts Ed's house on fire for good measure*

 

This was all I read. Good work.

*Blasts Ed's house on fire for good measure*

 

This was all I read. Good work.

 

I threw that in for insurance.

 

Angelina Jolie though - seriously man, ugly ugly ugly.

 

She looks like Ed.

*points toward Ayla*

 

Hey!

 

I just noticed this

 

You just wait until I can channel Turin Turambar. You may just wake up one morning as a goat

Seriously! It was only two month since I did this. This was just too easy!

 

You did it much better Glorious One.

I have to thank Cindy and Des for that.

I have to thank Cindy and Des for that.

 

 

i don't remember anyone kissing you but me, mmmmmmmmmm'hael.

If I remember it right you kissed me and Des gave me some love.

his love was vain. he knew what you needed, and wouldn't give it to you.. i believe i kissed you twice . once for you, and once for me.

*comes out from hiding*