I thought we could have fun with this one. You don't have to be at all serious in your responses!

 

So, what are some things you should NEVER say on a first date if you're interested in a second one?

To quote Dr. Sheldon Cooper: "I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested."

You gonna eat all of that ?

"Don’t look now, but I’m 98.9 percent sure that my parole officer just walked in. S@!*. Make that 99.9 percent"

"Hold on, it's my husband/wife, I need to take this."

"You know, I have a daughter who's about your age... you guys look a lot alike!"

LOL, too funny.

 

"I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"

For a guy: "My sister-wives are going to love you."

 

"People always confuse "jail" with "prison."

 

"I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be, I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look."

haha!

 

"Do you mind if I stare over your shoulder while you talk? I only brought you here so the waitress could see I have friends... she's so hot..."

 

"Thank you for giving me your address a day in advance so I could pick you up. I have this thing for sleeping people and you looked great."

These are funny!

"I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be, I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look."

 

That's great.

You don't look anything like Julia Roberts. I thought all girls from Georgia had big teeth.

“This is my first date since high school.”

 

“Do you mind if we eat first? I need to take my medication by seven.”

I like this thread. It's beautiful.

 

"Before we begin, I am obligated by law to let you know about a few things..."

 

"Hope you don't mind that I'm a nudist."

 

"I'm a stay at home son."

If he's paying: "I'll take a second entree as well but could you box it? It's for my cat."

LMAO gotta feed the kitty!

“You don’t mind if I put my parents on speakerphone, do you? Here, say 'hi' to my dad.”

 

“So then I said, ‘How DARE you brush up against my jacket?!?’ And I stabbed him in the face.”

 

“I’m sorry, are you actually saying that you think vampires aren’t REAL?!? Wow. Just, wow.”

Don't ever tell someone you care about that you hate them

Nope, never.

 

"I once cut down the neighbors tree just have a better look through their bathroom window."

"Let me show you my Pokemons."

 

"I knew I was in love when I found you on Facebook so many months ago!"

 

"So. Velociraptor buttsex." (I have used this line to break the silence among friends @_@ )

"Let me show you my Pokemons."

 

"I knew I was in love when I found you on Facebook so many months ago!"

 

"So. Velociraptor buttsex." (I have used this line to break the silence among friends @_@ )

 

 

Lol..

I would agree that the top one is bad because it would be pokemon not pokemons even if it's plural :P

 

"Sometimes I just lay in the corner and act like a carrot."

 

"Have you ever wondered what it'd be like to become a serial killer? Murder must have some form of appeal if they keep going back to it... Does anyone know that you're here?"

To tag onto your last one, froggie:

 

"I've been watching CSI for years! I've thought about it and I bet I could get away with killing someone. It's pretty simple, really. All you have to do is..."

Haha, yes!

 

"Sorry if anything strange happens on this date, an unhappy ghost is currently haunting me."

 

"The thing I like about Harry Potter and Twilight is that both are actually true stories."

"Because they're both about me. I am a psychic vampire and I use that energy to alter reality. It's amazing. And I know you're one of us. I can open your mind."

 

Someome once made that offer to me. I very politely laughed myself silly in his face. What a dork. I'm snickering as I think about it.