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Koreans are trying to drug me...

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in Shayol Ghul

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This weekend, I went to Emart with some pals from my shop.

We have a Katusa (Korean Augmentation to the US Army) in our shop, so it's like having a free translator. :laugh:

 

 

Anyways, you know how some stores have samples once in awhile?

Yea, Emart has samples all the time. And it's crowded...

They have 2 or 3 sample booths in every dang aisle.

 

So, I was tasting a strawberry drink that was pure squished up strawberries (Yummmmmm).

And then, down the aisle, there was a lady offering some milk-like substance.

Sure! Why not, right? Take a sample.

 

 

One sip and BAM!

It was alcohol. D:

Hell, there might have even been roofies in it for all I know. :mad:

 

Luckily, I have the rest of it to my buddy.

*doesn't mention that it tasted great*

>.>

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    This weekend, I went to Emart with some pals from my shop.

    We have a Katusa (Korean Augmentation to the US Army) in our shop, so it's like having a free translator.

     

    Anyways, you know how some stores have samples once in awhile?

    Yea, Emart has samples all the time. And it's crowded...

    They have 2 or 3 sample booths in every dang aisle.

     

    So, I was tasting a strawberry drink that was pure squished up strawberries (Yummmmmm).

    And then, down the aisle, there was a lady offering some milk-like substance.

    Sure! Why not, right? Take a sample.

     

     

    One sip and BAM!

    It was alcohol. D:

    Hell, there might have even been roofies in it for all I know.

     

    Luckily, I have the rest of it to my buddy.

    *doesn't mention that it tasted great*

    >.>

     

     

    FIXED.

     

    This is a much more accurate representation of the outing in question, I'm sure. :wink:

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    rolleyes.gif @ Kate. Nice try on points.

     

     

    Lily, I have class! >.>

     

     

    Froggy, I suckle on your mother's teet. Now talk about second-hand drunk! :ohmy:

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    *Is embarrassed*

     

    Oh... no I'm a frog. My mother has no breasts... and neither do i *stares jealously at other women* ... *chugs alcoholic milk*

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    *nudges Froggie and whispers*

     

    It makes me really wonder who he thought your mother was... :rolleyes:

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    Oh my... That would be quite the misunderstanding... Maybe she gave birth to another nude frog?

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