just wondering if anyone has written their death scenes or epitaths to coincide with the release of the last book?

i think a trolloc will kill me while i am tweeting about the last battle.

my epitath will read"don't wander into someones axe..............."

Edited February 16, 201214 yr by BelRobin

I will cry so much that it floods the valley - the depth depending on how many of my fav characters perish in the last book (let's hope not many) - but the point is, Imma get swept away by said flood of tears. Fate uncertain.

 

Not sure about the epitaph.

 

Mine will be "Yay, we cleaned all the trollocs out of this valley. Now, I'll just take my helmet off and relax for a minute ..."

[reallife]I'm delaying entering a religious monastery until I've read the last book, so hopefully I'll die on a bed of straw [/reallife]

Edited February 16, 201214 yr by Jon Paul

[reallife]I'm delaying entering a religious monastery until I've read the last book, so hopefully I'll die on a bed of straw [/reallife]

 

real life i will cry when this brilliant tales finale is released in january.i cried for morham in the illearth war,i cried when diarmond

took lancelots place in the summer tree books.i cried for ned stark.i will miss rand and his friends.i will cry.

I will be stepped on by a elephant while making love to triplicate cheerleaders.

I will be stepped on by a elephant while making love to triplicate cheerleaders.

 

well you should't mess around with the elephants harem.