As many of you know, I am a minion of the Great Lord and work in the forges of Thakandar itself at Wal*Mart.

Every morning, as I arrive at work, I am made aware that the Great Lord is watching.

 

 

When I arrive, the Great Lord is watching me:

 

 

And, as I approach, I feel the chill of Shaidar Haran himself:

 

If I start to goof off, Management lets me know they can see me:

 

 

And, if I go sneak away, they follow me:

 

 

Then, I return to my home after a long day of slaving in the pits of Thakandar only to find the Darkhounds, at my door, Growling their disapproval:

 

 

What's a poor, hardworking black ajah to do except...

 

 

 

*STAB EDDIE*

*blink*

 

Really now?

 

*forms a pocket around Moon's head using air to watch her suffocate*

Bahahaha! 100 points!

This is brilliant.

That was awesome! 50 pts.

I find it ironic that after seeing this, I did a tea reading thing and found a giant bird's head at the bottom of my cup. I'll never look at birds again the same way!

 

But that is brilliant, at least you know you're appreciated (in some sense of the word!).

Way too funny

No, fex....

 

it's 2funy.

 

Learn to spell.

*stabs fex and feeds him to the birds*

Umm love you 2

>.>

I don't think he got it...

I understand it was your name but I didn't get the joke.

It's okay, when someone in Shayol Ghul stabs you it generally means you're their buddy. It's a common greeting among evil people :D

 

*Stabs everyone*

 

*Asks her lords birds what they saw today*

 

I knew it!

 

*Stabs Moon repeatedly*

Yay stabbing

Yay! Violence is the answer to everything!

*stabs froggy*

*stabs Moon* That was epicfunny.