Since we are about to encounter a weird phenomenon that only happens once every four years... (no, I don't mean the day Ed bathes) we should have a little evil party!

 

You have 3 days to come up with the best gift for our new SS leader. He will pick the winner and that person will get 200 points. You only get one entry so choose wisely. Submit the gifts to me by private message and on Leap Day I will present them to Reyoru. Otherwise... let's PARTY!!!

... Holy crap. I must win.

 

 

Also, Ed bathes every four years? It's that often? surely, you must jest!

Lilies, gouda and Tiffany's.

 

My favourite flowers, cheese and jewellery.

Lillies- Lily

Cheese- Ed

Tiffanys... I'm the best jewel you'd ever hope to have? -grins-

It'd be interesting to wear the Dark One on a necklace.

 

Do you think it would bring out the colour of my eyes?

I was thinking on your arm...

Like one of these?

 

Lilies, gouda and Tiffany's.

 

My favourite flowers, cheese and jewellery.

Awww, I'm your favorite flower. I knew I liked you, even if you are a Shadowspawn.

Like one of these?

 

 

 

Arm candy.....

 

Awww, I'm your favorite flower. I knew I liked you, even if you are a Shadowspawn.

 

*Stabs Lily with a spork*

 

 

Arm candy.....

 

Me gusta

-nods- I'm glad you gusta.

A spork? Seriously? If I was Red Ajah, I might think that was funny. I'm Green (and Black, of course.) I like blades. Big, long, sharp, pointy, beautiful blades. Ah.....

 

 

*stabs Rey to remind him how to do it properly*

*stabs one more time in case he misunderstood the first time*

*cuddles her big, shiny, bloody blade*

How do you know it wasn't a sharp, solid titanium spork in fluorescent green?

 

At any rate:

 

 

*Impales Lily*

No one has yet submitted an entry to the contest.... mega points to be had here folks!

I can't come up with anything awesome enough yet.

 

 

 

What about a song. Rey, would you like a song to be written for you?

 

 

Tell me what you want included in the song. It'll be your theme song.

I do like songs.

 

Something set to the Ghostbusters theme perchance?

 

Maybe a line or two about how the Shadowspawn are the best faction.

 

Something about Narg as well.

....

 

 

 

I'll work on it. In the meantime.

 

http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/67966-piano-and-lily-asked-for-it/

Now, that's a blade! *dies happily*

 

I do like songs.

 

Something set to the Ghostbusters theme perchance?

 

Maybe a line or two about how the Shadowspawn are the best faction.

 

Something about Narg as well.

 

So, basically, you want her to lie?

So, basically, you want her to lie?

 

In the words of Einstein: "If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor."

I think that was a yes. ;)

And, Sent!

Ok Rey.... first gift...

 

Sung to the tune of Ghostbusters.

 

 

 

If there's something loud,

tryin to cause a mess.

Who ya think they are?

SHADOWSPAWN

 

If the Black Ajahs running

from something worse than them.

Who ya think they are?

SHADOWSPAWN

 

I ain't afraid of no ewoks

I ain't afraid of no trollocs

 

If one is calling

out the Nargy

Who ya think it is?

SHADOWSPAWN

 

A bloody scene real gory,

like out of some horror movie

Who ya think did it?

SHADOWSPAWN

 

I ain't afraid of no ewoks

I ain't afraid of no trollocs

 

Who ya gonna run from?

SHADOWSPAWN

 

I ain't afraid of no ewoks

I hear it likes Angie

I ain't afraid of no trollocs

Yeah Yeah Yeah

 

Who's better than the BA?

SHADOWSPAWN

 

I think you better run from

SHADOWSPAWN

 

Who ya gonna run from?

SHADOWSPAWN

 

I can't hear you

Who ya gonna run from?

SHADOWSPAWN

 

Louder

SHADOWSPAWN

 

Who ya gonna run from?

SHADOWSPAWN

 

Who should ya run from?

SHADOWSPAWN

 

Who ya gonna run from?

SHADOWSPAWN

And next gift... which is all I got for now. Lazy people. -mutters-

 

Oprah is always a good gift

Awesome geek sandwich

A wheel to exercise SS on

Some cool new clothes for your group

Some new cages bedrooms

And finally some awesome new armor which I know will be just right

Love the new bedrooms, but you better get an extra large one for Verbal and his Ego.

I love my gifts so far!

 

Keep em coming!