Well were to start I'm a prepubesent teen I like to play D&D in my Grandmums basement and...naw I'm just joshing ya. Well I have been into WoT for a while I think I'm on my fourth time through the books not sure lost count. Not gonna make this long I find myself to be funny and hope you guys and gals will to.

Welcome!!!

 

I moved this to the public board as you are more likely to replies!!! lol!

 

Oh, and I will post the official spiel of the BotRH shortly! ;)

*waves*

 

welcome !!! have a nice time with us !

*hands a mug of brew*

Brew o Brew I've heard so much about you. Now lets see what you taste like...*spluter**cough* aww good strong stuff.

welcome Heltor!

Welcome to the Band Heltor. Enjoy yourself here and have a flaming shot or 5 or however many you would like. *hands some flaming shots*

Welcome Heltor!! Hope you enjoy yourself, but enough with those flaming shots..

 

*hands several bandies*

 

Enjoy!

Welcome Helter!

 

*hands over a Guinny or 7* That's one of the official infantry brews ;)

 

Now remember..... no spilling. that's a big no no. *nods*

*Arms full of mugs* Can a guy get a straw or something??

*brings over a table*

 

Here, you can set them down and just chug one at a time... brew through a straw is sort of... well, not right!

 

Welcome to the band. I'm the CG of the infantry, and we look forward to having you with us!

Thanks *slams 3 FS back to back* cant wait to join a group. But when do I get to do the nitty gritty and take my "test" to see where I want to go??

Well, Corki should be coming in with the official Spheel here soon... it'll give you goosebumps...

 

But after you sign into the recruit thread on the offsite boards then you'll be assigned a regiment to start in. You'll do a week tour with each regiment, then you get to choose which one you want to join.

*starts on a Guinny* thanks I didnt get any task on the off board site but I guess it takes some time.

Aye, Horn or Wooly will assign you to a regiment pretty soon... they don't normally slack tooo too bad!

*finishes Guinny, starts on a bandie* Prolly shouldnt mix my brews. Well I hope they dont take tooo too long...*stagger* starting to feel nice.

*dashes in before going shopping*

 

Oooo Missouri huh? Welcome welcome... make way folks, official Scots greeter here :P (kidding)

 

*hands a brew or 5*

 

Jist tae be keepin' ye busy Yer gonnae hae a braw time here, will see ye when ye mak it tae the Infantry :D

 

*goes to think up some fun tasks*

Cont wat *shakes head vigorusly* cant wait... man the Infantry sure is gunning for me.

Just you wait until the Cavalry and Archers get into gear!

 

Anyway, here is official spiel time! Hold on tight! It's some ride!!!!

 

*official spiel*

 

Welcome Heltor! An email explaining important information about the Band is currently sitting in your inbox! Take a read!

 

Basically, the Band of the Red Hand is the Travel and Music ORG at DM! By signing up for the Band, you have joined the successful Raw Recruit Scheme. By signing up for the off board site, you will be able to experience the whole process to the maximum! The new Executive Officer, F Horn of Valere, or I, will assign you to one of the three Regiments (Archers, Cavalry, Infantry) for a week, where you will be given various tasks to perform, hoping that you will get a picture of what time in each Regiment is like. After a week with each Regiment, you will be asked to pick your final choice of a Regiment.

 

While being a Raw Recruit, there is nothing stopping you from earning points like any other Band member. Points lead to promotion within the Band. Below is a list of possible ways to earn points:

 

- writing reviews on places to visit/holidays you have been on

- writing reviews on music albums and gigs

- replying to other people's reviews and asking questions

- composing Jak O' the Shadow verses

- getting articles published in our monthly newsletter, The Hornsounder

- monthly roll call in the Band's private boards at DM

- any DM project we may have (currently a Battle Project, so speak to Horn if interested)

- and much much more I cannot think of right now!

 

If you complete your time as a Raw Recruit within 3 to 4 weeks, you will get a special award (called the Raw Recruit Stripe) which you can add to your siggy as well!

 

While being a Raw Recruit, you get 4 free strikes. This enables you to break Band Law 4 times without being punished my the Redarms, the Band's own police force. If they see any Law breaking, they will either drag you up for a trial or give you a fun spot fine to do (usually 100 lines of something witty). Channeling is a major no-no in the Band. As is spilling Battle Brew, our beloved drink! Once you have used up your 4 strikes, or join the Band's ranks officially, you will face the full force of Band law like any other Bander does!

 

Of course, we are not all about working 24/7, as we do let our hair down now and then! We are famous for our bar brawls, which happen frequently! Expect one soon! We also like jokes, tales, funny pictures - things that will make us laugh!

 

We also have many games - at DM, which can be found in the stickies, and on the off board site as well! Also, take the lessons to learn our ORG Game, based on the luck of dice! You get the selected weapons of your division, and can fight anyone in the Band! It is currently being revised, but the ideas will all be the same!

 

If I have left anything out (which I expect I have!), do not hesitate to ask questions! Someone will be able to answer them for you!

 

One last thing...

 

*hands Heltor a Marshal-General's Special Battle Brew*

 

CARAI AN SHEN AN CALHAR!!!!!

*hurp* that was like some crazy arse rollercoaster in reverse.*takes Marshal-General's Special Battle Brew and drains it in one swig*

 

CARAI AN SHEN AN CALHAR

*gets into gear*

 

:D :roll:

Gear where i dont see one

*grins*

 

if you come over here, I'll show you

*picks up a bandie and walks towareds MsDanya* where here?

*Falls from a great hight to smack into the ground*

 

Drop in... Check

 

Hi!!

 

 

Say hi... Check

Welcome Heltor! I'm Cads, the CG of the Archers, can't wait to see you around as a recruit!

 

And STOP with the Bandy! Guinfantry is ok, I suppose, if you like weak brew, but if you'd prefer something stronger that doesn't taste like horse piss, try the Flaming Shots!

 

*pulls out Zephyr and shoots a flame onto a row of shots*

 

There you go! :P