The Star Elves are a Law unto themselves these days, why only the other day they told me, "mela Tel' dae," and I had to go back and collect my umbrella.

The Star Elves are nothing, it's the Shadow Proclamation that runs the universe.

the shadow proclamation is just a bunch of people that got kicked out of the brotherhood of shadow talkers. Now they go around proclaiming junk.

But they do possess a lot of hidden knowledge. They are in fact the keepers of the secret chilli dragons.

Chili dragons are more like little lizards that live in great vats of chili. They eat only pears.

There should be an expedition to the shadow proclamation to claim the chili dragons. We would first need to go to farmtopia to obtain a sufficient quantity of pears. Do you think they will accept seeds as currency?

Nonsense! What is a drake if not truly a lost man? We need to act on this now, I say! If seeds have value then turnips must not float but how could the Mandragoran possibly hope to succeed if this were so? My logic is flawless.