I'm so bored sitting here at home. So, ...........um...

 

 

Who wants a cookout?

I don't mind one, but I prefer mine not roasted.

I was going to sit the actual cabin aflame but thought better of it. ^^

 

Slow roasting can be good.

*Throws miscellaneous dreadlords on the fire*

*worries momentarily* I can't remember if I'm in a faction. Don't throw me in yet.

You're a Dreadie, bro. No worries. I wasn't aiming for you this time.

Good cuz I'm making smores. :P

*feeds Rey a Marshmallow, then turns and feeds Basel one*

 

 

Any others of my pets want a marshmallow?

*stabs Thork in the face*

 

 

And come post!

*feeds Rey a Marshmallow, then turns and feeds Basel one*

 

 

Any others of my pets want a marshmallow?

 

Mmmm, marshmallows *eats out of Christine's hand*

Camp out? With a bonfire? One sec let me get some supplies...

*Mumbles some things about lighter fluid, more food and some other items*

Ok im back! Christine, ill take a marshmallow

*Puppy dog british orphan child eyes*

*stabs Thork in the face*

 

 

And come post!

 

Eep! *welcome stabs in the kidney*

 

Alright then. Where am I to post? Just got back from a mini LOA.

 

*stabs a roasted shrimp and pops it in his mouth*

*feeds Lenlo a marshmallow*

 

 

Can one of you go grab me a chair? My feet hurt sooooo badddd!

*Cuts off Christine's feet with a meat cleaver, and makes a stew out of them*

 

Here you go dear, this will warm you up!

*smacks rey*

 

No! Bad!

 

I am too good to be used in a stew. Don't you dare waste me!

 

 

*takes away rey's next marshmallow*

Rey, you must cook those feet with the respect they deserve. I recommend putting them over indirect low heat in a BBQ smoker for several hours, whilst slathering with a Jack Daniels BBQ sauce and sprinkling on a bit of ground black pepper.

*gives Basel Rey's marshmallow*

 

 

Exactly!

You had me at Jack Daniels. ^^ Don't forget honey and brown sugar too. *nods*

*feeds Rey a Marshmallow, then turns and feeds Basel one*

 

 

Any others of my pets want a marshmallow?

 

Hate to break it to you but Rey is my pet. :P

*whines*

 

 

What about joint custody? Can I have him once a month?

 

It would be so useful to have a Shadowspawn at my disposal!

There's plenty of me to go around ladies

The Dark One does not share well with others.

My pets keep running away. Kwom masbag, Aust, Verbal, now Rey...

Dragged away is more like it.

There was definitely a collar and a whip involved, but he seemed to like it.