What is your best pick up line from the WoT? Either something you read in the books, or something you would use if you lived there :P Come on guys... give me your best shot :P

 

Whats a lovely Aiel like u doing in a Waste like this?

Does Daughter of the Nine Moons mean anything to you?

Does Daughter of the Nine Moons mean anything to you?

 

:D I love it! And it's true, Mat was asking that to almost every woman he met.

*pinch*

cuendillar hasnt got anything on me

 

thought of another:

Hey babe. You could be my fourth girl.

Would you like to learn to play Maiden's Kiss? :oops:

Is that a flexible red ter'angreal in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?

Would you like me to show you what a nine horse hitch is?

Would you like me to show you what a nine horse hitch is?

 

LOL! Good one!

 

How about....

 

Are you going to prove to everyone how lucky I am?

 

Guess a few slapped faces come with that one!

*PINCH* (on the ass of cours)I would try that on avinda espacialy, just point at rand when she turns around.

Would you like to see my White Tower? :D

would you like to wield my crystal sword?

Ell

Wow... love those tatoos on you arms! :D

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i'll show you my angreal, if you'll show me yours....

Ell

"Would a lecture on Trolloc breeding habits help you guess what I'm thinking right now?"

 

"Pretend you're a Myrddraal and drive me crazy"

 

"Are you a Dragkhar in disguise? Because I feel helpless around you"

So the first trolloc says to the second trolloc...those are the biggest teats I've ever seen! :o

 

Sorry...had to. :oops:

Do you like the feel of this fine silk dress?

 

You should feel what's under it.

kruss2828, you think Trollocs bother with talking?

 

"Don't make me imitate Tylin"

Are you working later? If not you can help me out of my shift.

"Come on baby, the dragon is reborn, and the world is going to end, forget the husband"

I've got a ter'angreal in my pants. It's purpose is causing pretty ladies like you immense pleasure.

 

~V1zharan~