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Save me Jebus

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Simpsons - the only show that is still good after all these years. Today I happened to stumble upon two old episodes since I for once watched tv (due to sickness and boredom). So many great lines.

 

Bart: I don´t want to play with Lisa.

Lisa: I don´t want to play with you either but someday we may need each other for organ donations so it is good if we stay in touch.

 

What are you favourite episodes/scenes? It´s been some time since I watched the show but here are some favourites:

1. Did Maggie shoot Mr Burns?

2. A shaman shows Bart the future - Lisa is president.

3. The attacks of the dolphins.

 

 

Spider pig, spider pig...

Spider pig! spider pig! does whatever a spider pig does! Can he swing from a web? No he can't. He's a pig! Look out! Here comes the spider pig!

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:laugh:

 

Some other great lines:

 

* Operator! Give me the number for 911!

 

* Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

 

* Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

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