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The world does so revolve around me!

 

*American and proud of it*

 

:wink:

 

Yeah? Well, we're the mother country!

 

;-)

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Being america, we are twenty percent cooler.

 

Being England, we have our own language.

Just had an inspired thought on another to do. may bump it forward due to the Euros. "How To Watch Football!"

 

And I WON'T be calling it Soccer!

 

aww, but that's how all of us Americans call it.

 

I'm sorry to inform you that the world does not revolve around you, that superfluous vowels are awesome and that it's aluminium not aluminum, they are taps not faucets and hand-egg is a more accurate name for what you call "football".

 

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*Gets out her english pom-poms and shakes thoroughly*

 

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Just had an inspired thought on another to do. may bump it forward due to the Euros. "How To Watch Football!"

 

And I WON'T be calling it Soccer!

 

aww, but that's how all of us Americans call it.

 

I'm sorry to inform you that the world does not revolve around you, that superfluous vowels are awesome and that it's aluminium not aluminum, they are taps not faucets and hand-egg is a more accurate name for what you call "football".

 

</rant>

 

*Gets out her english pom-poms and shakes thoroughly*

 

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Joins in!

 

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

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*joins in* god save our presidential nominees who say this "awwww shucky ducky!"

 

...he got nothing on Boris Johnson XD

 

Mitt Romney who is running for president right now strapped a dog on to the top of his car, beat that!

The world does so revolve around me!

 

*American and proud of it*

 

:wink:

 

Tress is correct. The world does indeed revolve around her. Except when it is revolving around Ithi.

Mitt Romney who is running for president right now strapped a dog on to the top of his car, beat that!

 

Our president was caricatured in a painting with his penis hanging out. Anyone up for more?

Listen to Herman Cain talk about Ubeki-beki-beki-beki stan-stan and how he doesn't know the capital. Also Herman Cain thought electriying Mexicans crossing the border was not insensitive. Oh yeah, we are winning.

Listen to Herman Cain talk about Ubeki-beki-beki-beki stan-stan and how he doesn't know the capital. Also Herman Cain thought electriying Mexicans crossing the border was not insensitive. Oh yeah, we are winning.

 

are you joking?

 

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=malema

 

knock yourself out.

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