You have access to some of the private boards, the BT membership ones. You cannot yet see either the really cool secret boards or the less cool secret boards.

Oh like, the special dark boards and light boards

the ones that supposedly contain bacon

Well bacon is awesome, and the Shadow boards are awesome, so why wouldn't they have bacon?

Hmmm... Whats the chance we could get a fancy mod person who sees all the secret posty things update on this? Wanna know how many gears we need to kick it up.