Top of the afternoon to you lot, I've missed you guys (some more than others). I've been battling (and losing) to real life for a while now.

 

So, what's going on and stuff?

 

Have Christine and Nyn succeeded in enslaving you all?

 

Has Ed finally learned to read and write?

 

And most importantly, has anyone killed EP off yet?

 

 

 

 

10 points to whoever gives me the most amusing summary. And another 10 points to whoever brings me the best news.

Sorry, man. The only news I have for you currently is that somehow EP managed to bypass Barm in the "point giving" levels of the BA.

Oh, and I was late to work last Friday because a bloody fake Space Shuttle was being shipped under a bridge and they had to shut the whole darn city down.

That pesky real life has been troubling me for a while now as well. Something really has to be done about it!

 

*sits and eavesdrops on news*