You shouldn't be a Panda. You should be a polar bear.

 

 

I demand you namechange to CosmicPolar NAO.

 

 

And, this is why:

 

 

 

It's sooooo cute!

I've seen several posters popping up near me lately proclaiming 'The Panda made me do it'... I'm getting slightly worried as to what they've been up to!

haha, I know I could fight with this in the invasion

Don't you dare, ful. Only a few of us may tease the Pandy. Anyone else must suffer his wrath.

*pulls out a dagger to show Rand that she means it*

Hey, panda started it, wait, no I did, never mind.

Haha, Pandy smites all of us, at some point.

Hey, I still lived after the smiting, I can live with a hole in my chest, I will just get the someone to heal it.

Psh, even Aes Sedai fear the Pandy.

But do Asha'man that is the question?

You would trust an Asha'man to heal?

 

I barely even trust them enough to eat the brownies they make.

You would not trust an Ashaman's healing? They are such wonderful healers.

Is this why you are all so crazy?!

 

If you were part of Shayol Ghul, I would give you points for pure insanity.

The taint is good, let the taint seep into you and then you shall find peace.

...

 

 

No.

You have to try it first.

Been there, done that. I actually have points at the BT.

Haha, Pandy smites all of us, at some point.

 

....

 

Did I smite you? I'm sure I would remember.

Not yet. I'm sure I'll do something eventually.

I will give you a voucher for one smiting, to be redeemed at your leisure. All solved.

*giggles and claps her hands together*