Go.

And the bar explodes... bars weren't made to hold that much awesomeness

 

(kinda the same thing that happens if Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into the bar)

And the Dark One says, "Drinks on me .... to celebrate my first 'get out of jail' card!"

I think the first thing on the table would be 'Killing Justin Bieber plan' following with 'Should we send Morgoth to Randland and DO to Middle Earth?'.

Cthulhu doesn't have to do anything, just being there is enough >,<

So Morgoth, the Dark One, and Cthulhu walk into a bar...

the Dark One walks into a bar

the Dark One walks into a bar

the Dark One walks into a bar

the Dark One walks into a bar

the Dark One walks into a bar

[repeat]

 

:P

... and Cthulhu runs/slithers out again, screaming 'Help! It's a SUSHI bar!!'

My wife and I were having giggle fits about this the other day so I thought I bring it up via the forum and see what I would get. Pretty fun answers, especialy FSM's with the sushi, lol. My wife and I thought they would be bitching about their underlings' incompetance and the service at the bar. Also, we couldnt quite pin down what they'd be drinking. I figured the Dark one for an appletini kinda guy. My lady says no, but she's probably a darkfriend anyway. What say you all?

"SO MORGOTH, TELL US ABOUT THE TIME A MORTAL HURT YOU WITH A SWORD?"

 

"Oh just you wait DO, your time will come!"

 

"Ftaghn!"

Morgoth, the Dark One, and Cthulhu walk into a bar...

 

The bartender says: 'hey, watch where you're going!' (are you drunk or something?)

 

 

 

Morgoth, the Dark One, and Cthulhu walk into a bar...

 

The bartender says: 'welcome, but what's with the dark looks?'

I think the first thing on the table would be 'Killing Justin Bieber plan' following with 'Should we send Morgoth to Randland and DO to Middle Earth?'.

Cthulhu doesn't have to do anything, just being there is enough >,<

 

killing justin bieber plan isn't all that evil

I think the first thing on the table would be 'Killing Justin Bieber plan' following with 'Should we send Morgoth to Randland and DO to Middle Earth?'.

Cthulhu doesn't have to do anything, just being there is enough >,<

 

killing justin bieber plan isn't all that evil

...besides, why would they do it? DO wants chaos in the first place, and as far as the rest go, torturing innocent children is kind of their thing...(and I said "kind of" so don't get all picky on me...:D)